STANK Is No Good In A Learning Atmosphere #fact

This is my little niece Tamera....4 years of age. I love her....just as goofy as I am...(just in a smaller body). My oldest sister/ her mama called me last night to tell me that Tamera had gotten in trouble at school. My 1st reaction was 'O LAWD' because my sister is "that one parent" who tries to take any situation her kids are involved in to court. So I was waiting for there to be a big uproar. Well....that actually wasn't the case this time. According to my sister, (after a long "conference" with the teacher) Tamera deserved her punishment....which was a timeout in the corner *sad face*. I'm sure you all wanna know what she did (If u don't, F-U & keep reading anyway)...She simply kept changing seats because she did not want to sit by the stank kid in the class....The teacher kept telling her to sit still but she wouldn't. Ok...if I was the teacher, this would not be a big deal!!! I would simply help Tamera find a comfortable place (assigned seats ain't ISH by the way). I have been in Tamera's position before...1st grade....got in trouble for not wanting to sit by the "boy who smelled like pee". So I know her pain!! It's not a good thing to have to endure such STANK! All she wanted to do was find a comfortable seat/area so she could simply learn her lessons for the day *innocent face*.

Ok so maybe i am playing the "over-protective" role as the aunt, but #imjustsayin (<--Twitter lingo). Teachers should be aware of the stank kids in the classroom. And they can't tell me that they don't know who they are. If a 4-year-old notices a foul aroma, I know the grown person in charge will. It's time to take a stand teachers!! You have 4-year-olds who are hinting to you that they are in pain & suffering! Do you want this to distract them from their studies so they can turn into deadbeats and crack hoes when they get older because YOU didn't allow them to get comfortable and move away from the smelly distraction!?! Contact the stank kids' parents and let them know the deal. If you see that the stank kids' parents are stank too....offer them a business card to the nearest therapy counseling in the area....because this is TRULY a problem!!

Let's all take a stand and promote good hygiene!!!

Clean Classrooms = Productive Learning

Why Lawd!!!!

R. I. P.

In case you didn't know the Devil (Myspace) has just bought the last Music playlist sharing site that was easy to navigate, and gave you music you new music you wanted to hear.

What's worse is they didn't just buy the website and put their name on it. They closed the site and said "MySpace is working to migrate your imeem playlist to MySpace Music. We’ll email you about that once we have more details."

To Me, that means to say, yea we are falling off so we bought up this company hoping we can redirect myspace from a creeper world to music.

BUT WHY WOULD YOU DELETE A SITE AND NOT EVEN HAVE YOUR OWN SHIT SET UP AND RUNNING YET. They even said the Itunes Iphone app will no longer work until Myspace puts out a new update.

And you know Myspace and New don't go in the same sentence.

God Bless Facebook

Face The Facts

If you are unaware....up above is a picture of TV personality Bobby Jones who has his own show that plays Sundays on BET called Bobby Jones Gospel. My mother feels the need to play this on Sunday mornings....I guess because it is "Church day"...but I steer CLEAR of the television when Bobby Jones is on (I watch SpongeBob on Sunday mornings!)

Bobby Jones has been on since I was a kid...but besides my family...I have YET to hear someone admit that they think he is obviously a gay-flamboyant male who shows his colors in a place where homosexuality is usually looked down upon (or is that a stereotype?). Don't take this as me being homophobic. If I could find more gay friends, I would (pretty good confidants)...But it's weird that Christians go so hard about gays but when its someone that they know and adore, then the tables turn and they just ignore it. But I am sorry.....this man is trying to show you that he likes other males!!...I want this to be acknowledged and I want to go on with my life. I kno I kno...it's probably not a big deal to you all but this has bothered me since the age of 7 so I need this to come to light for my well-being. Even if the audience shouted out.."WE LOVE YOU GAY BOBBY!"...I would be beyond satisfied.

On another note...I boycott his show...not because he is gay....but because I feel like he thinks he is the ish and I think he's an arrogant mutha-SHUT YO MOUTH!

THE END.

Blog Deprived

Sooo I haven't blogged in Might-Y long! Not because I don't have time for Made Monarchs, but simply because HP computers SUCK BIG THINGS!!!!!! We have a HP desktop that crashed and burned recently....less than one year after we got it. And it's not something that can be fixed by the click of a button or a few twinks....but the whole motherboard is down! THAT SHOULDN'T HAPPEN!...(am i wrong?) Besides fiending for comp time, I find myself writing down blog ideas that I anxiously await to blog for you lovely viewers. If I could, I would blog it all and overwhelm you with my presence....but I'm not tryna takeover.....

Anyway....I'm BACK............for now...

If you would like to donate to the "Help Twiggy Get A New Comp Fund", you can email me at:

twiggy.made@gmail.com

(i kid. i kid...hehe. but donations are excepted)

PSA for hoes in the fast lane

I am soooo over traffic! I have the hardest time getting to school in the morning because the St. Louis area decides to do the bulk of their construction at high points in traffic. Today I felt like exploding in a large-sized flame on the highway. Hopefully my life would be revived and I would get a new car. But ANYwhoo...that's besides the point. Besides the excessive brake lights and snail-like speeds, impatient drivers in bad weather conditions is what REALLY grinds my gears! If you ride my bumper...and I have no way of speeding up due to a car literally 2 inches in front of me...where do you think that will get you??...NO WHERE!! So not only did you just make yourself upset for no reason but you made me even MORE irritated than I already was and now you have given me a reason to put a hit out on you....but I digress. I am not a violent person.

However, while sitting in traffic...of course I have nothing to do but think. I came up with the idea of putting a LED screen in the back of my car for wreckless drivers behind me to read. The closer you are to my bumper...the easier it is for you to read and that means this message was obviously directed at you. Here are some of the things that my LED screen would read:

• Good morning hoes!!

• I can extract rifles out the back of my tires....don't make me use them

• Where ya headed???...NO WHERE!

• Care to get in an accident today?

• Care to lose the case?

• I can extract midgets with armed weapons out the back of my trunk...don't make me use them.

• Please stop....don't make me "get buck"

• "Who gon' check meh boo?"

• *insert middle finger here*

• I hate my car anyway. And I would love your money. Can't wait for you to hit it *smile*

• "I say whoops...up..side ya head. I say whoops upside ya head"

WHO GON HELP ME CREATE THIS?!....(After this, we will be inventing a teleporting machine. Get ready)

Vent Session

The news has been CRAAAZY lately! I am already not fond of the news anyway because I gain NO positive insight from it. But if you are a web browser, you can't help but get a glimpse of the heavy material that the news publishes constantly. With that said, I am sure that most of you have heard of the incident that recently occurred in Chicago with a 16-year-old student named Derrion Albert. He was beaten by gangs around his school which lead to his death. POINTLESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Was there any type of positive consequence from killing this innocent kid? NOPE!! In my opinion, gangs have never had a reason to exist. It portrays individuals who are scared to fight their own battles (if a fight is even necessary). I have no remorse for individuals that were purposely involved in this. Not even in this fight...but in other ones. Time to get a new outlook buddy. The one you got is garbage.

But on another note, I am SURE You heard about the bus fight at Belleville West high school that actually made national news because SUPPOSEDLY this fight was the result of a hate crime (doubt that). This fight was truly a shame, but there are way worst events going on around the country (such as the Derrion Albert incident) and for this to make the news is crazy. There were CRAZY fights when I was in high school but none of them hit the press like this. I just think it's time for everyone to get their priorities together. Hopefully, my little opinion matters...especially to all you "gang-bangers" that read MadeMonarchs.com . (hehe)

TAKE IT IN STRIDE AND LET THE LORD BE YOUR GUIDE!! :)

Mushy Boo Boo

So me and my significant other (Octavius) were walking to class today as we usually do and we were stopped by an acquaintance. She says..."Why don't you guys ever hold hands?"....a *blank face* is what she was given by the both of us. Should I have felt offended?.........I'm kidding. But really. Give me ONE valid reason of why we should hold hands?...ESPECIALLY while walking to class. I mean...you can TRY to give me a reason but I honestly doubt that I will approve of it. We hold hands only when crossing the street (for safety reasons) and we occasionally lock arms (which is the preferred way). Other than that...the closest you will get seeing me and Adrian holding hands is this:

Holding hands is out of the question.

School of Rock

So unfortunate to you all, I have been slightly M.I.A from the blog for a little while. I know how rumors spread so let me stop some of them now: NO there was not any "falling out" between my fellow monarchs and I. NO I do not have AIDS. NO I did not get swooped up by a rich celebrity and leave due to my diva status. and YES..I am FARRRR from pregnant. So that's that.

It's actually nothing big really. For the most part, school is in the way. I am working towards graduating next year and I have a lot of things on my plate (All of my scholars know how that goes). HOWEVER (and that is a BIG "however" not just because it is in capital letters)....I will admit that I made a recent purchase that resulted in a disbandment from the computer altogether. I bought this:



Not just the game...but this ish came with the drum set, guitar, AND a mic! I have been rockin' WAY too hard and WAYYY past my bedtime on most nights. Lord help me! This game has truly corrupted my brain:

-I bought the mini version of it on my iTouch.

-I count music notes instead of counting sheep in my dreams now

-I dress like Jimi Hendrix to social gatherings.

-I am on a hiatus from any other genre of music besides rock (excluding my Blueprint 3 cd)

-I am about to attend my FIRST rock concert ever (Blink 182, All American Rejects, and Fall Out Boy)...pretty good concert nonetheless

I think that this dark-Ozzy Osbourne-looking spirit that is over me is finally starting to surpass. As you can see, I have finally made a post and I even have the urge to continue. For a full hour, I traded my drumsticks for a book and actually studied!! I have even started answering Octavious' phone calls again!

Pray that my addiction will falter....For I am burdened.

REBEL ISH

I am on some MAJOR rebel ish this morning and it will probably last until sunset.

Me and Octavious heard this song while playing Guitar Hero last night and I cannot BELIEVE that i forgot about this dope a$$ song and the dope a$$ video that comes with it. I use to listen to this song constantly when it came out and couldn't nobody tell me NOTHING! Just to let you know......i am in that mode right now. CAN'T NOBODY TELL ME ISH!!!!!!!!!! If someone gets in my way or has their business where it's not needed (*cough, cough* THE LIESSSSS!!!!!!)...I will politely play this song and.....STOMP THE SHNIT OUTTA YO A$$ rhythmically to the beat!!!

:) Just keep that in mind....

Korn - Freak On A Leash
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OH HAPPY DAY!!

So I am in a good mood. I just got back from Chicago and Milwaukee spending time with the fam...had a great time...miss them...blah blah blah. Well this wednesday...my mama, grandma, sister, and aunt are headed to San Francisco for a week to visit my other aunt. Us ladies are going to have so much fun!!!! However, I will miss my fellow Monarchs. *sad face* But I will shop like crazy for myself with them on my heart and mind. LOL! I'm getting all my things together and I am in a totally good mood because of it. *singing joyously* This is the song stuck in my head (if you don't know about this...you are either mighty young or not musically inclined):

Tony Toni Tone - Feel good
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P.S.A:: This post was just an excuse to play a great song!!