
1.19.2010
Hurr Them Gun Sounds

1.12.2010
Fantasia........For Real????

Last night was the season premiere of singer Fantasia's new reality show on VH1. "Ignorance is Bliss" equals Fantasia and her family. There was SOOO much going on in one show. From the jump, VH1 found it humorous to quote Fantasia in bold text across the screen. It read: "2010 is Mines". MINES????......Fantasia....For Real????...(Sidenote: It would have been fitting to put question marks after the title of the show).
ANYwhoooo, we got to meet her family. Her mama....which is obviously where Fantasia got ALL her looks from. Her brother Ricco...who was barely in the show but I decided to mention him anyway. Teeny....*long pause + blank face*.....her smoochin' a$$ brother who looks like Benji Brown aka "KEKE" from Comic View. Her daughter Zion.....no comment. And lastly, her Aunt Bunny......*sigh*.....I am not fond of this lady at ALL! You know there's always that outspoken person in your family who doesn't know how to stop talking....well that would be Aunt Bunny in Fantasia's family. Except I came to the conclusion that she was probably even MORE outspoken because the cameras were on. I seriously wanted to turn into a pixel, go through the tv, and infect her a$$ with the most dangerous radiation ever in life.
Besides all of that, there were a few "hmm" moments:
- At the beginning of the show, Fantasia said she had to deal with the rumors of her being illiterate. However, they showed a preview for future shows and she was told that she was at a 7th grade level......"hmm".....Might as well be illiterate.
-Fantasia had 19 different hairstyles in one taping......."hmm".....didn't think that was possible.
- Fantasia is tatted up like the subway in Harlem...."hmm"......looks like third-degree burns tho.
- Fantasia talks like Dill Pickles and sings like a male leader of a church choir who is gay...."hmm"...think about it.
- Fantasia proceeded to say "that word" again....."She ain't yo child..She MINES"...."hmm"....7th grade level kicks in.
- Big back b*tches stay in Fantasia's crowd...straight from my Twitter...."hmm"...maybe you should follow Me: TwiggyKix
Regardless of me being confused and annoyed throughout the entire show, I will still continue to turn my channel to VH1 Monday nights at 9pm central time.
P.S. I also watched the show "Let's Talk About Pep" afterwards and came to the conclusion that Pep could body slam me and break 5 different body parts with her LegoMan body.
12.24.2009
Champions are Breed above I-70
@Mademonarch_O's Trip Down Memory Lane
I use to tuck my tee shirts in my jeans with a belt on
I had one iceberg shirt #shitwasfakethough didn't have a cartoon on it I had a damn teletubby
Ight man here it goes I use to wear my brother ecko shoes that he got from mr rags northwestplaza they was hella big too
Fuck it I use to wear big sweater vests with no undershirt
I bought Shaq cd #cantstopthereign
I use to like the hot boys hellaz when I was younger I went on www.hotboys.com and was hella pissed it was gay porn
I use to sneak and watch my brothers porn tapes and rewind them back at the exact part he left off #gotmyissueoff
Now we all were on some rubbish back in the day. Don't front (Some still are). But some of his ish was mind-boggling <--gotta love that word.

DROVE!!!! Octavious better be thankful for what he got now <-- (Arrogant statement). All I'm gonna say is.....look at his date's shoes......*blank stare*...Goodyear heels. I bet if Twiggy would have walked by struttin' at that moment....he would have dropped to his knees and begged the Lord for mercy. SIDEBAR (Not really but kinda): We have said this before and I will say it again....IF YOU AIN'T ON TWITTER AND YOU ARE HAVING TROUBLE UNDERSTANDING MY TWEET LINGO....MOVE ON! CUZ I CAN'T FUX WIT YA!
12.18.2009
Out of the box!

12.13.2009
Dunk Of The Year???
12.11.2009
Why Lawd!!!!
In case you didn't know the Devil (Myspace) has just bought the last Music playlist sharing site that was easy to navigate, and gave you music you new music you wanted to hear.What's worse is they didn't just buy the website and put their name on it. They closed the site and said "MySpace is working to migrate your imeem playlist to MySpace Music. We’ll email you about that once we have more details."
12.09.2009
Too Skinny???

12.07.2009
Chalie Boy- "I Look Good" (irony at its best)

umm....

scared??

he look like he saying...."..skdjfnk;ak..."

chingo bling....enough said...lol

find everything wrong with this pic...lol
11.24.2009
How...What....WHY?!?!
11.21.2009
Why?
if you are over 52 and graduated Ucity in 75'
you should not be on there!!

Lil sassy
I hate to see a girl in high school that doesn't know how to wear heels. but I think they got this lil bitch started tooo early!
Now at first when I saw this I thought it was a one time dress up thing, like when little girls wear the plastic Beauty & the Beast heels, but NO, this chick goes out on the regular with heels and dresses.
WASHINGTON - Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have come under fire from health experts after snaps of their 3-year-old daughter Suri wearing high-heels surfaced.
One pic shows the kid wearing a pair of open toe heels about an inch high, while clutching a cup from Starbucks.
Experts are of the opinion that wearing heels at a small age can be damaging to the child’s physical growth.
“A common side effect of adults wearing heels too often is the tightening or shortening of the Achilles tendon,” Fox News quoted New York podiatrist Dr. Oliver Zong, as saying.
He added: “At Suri’s age, children are growing quickly, and you want everything growing at the same rate. If the tendon is not growing at the same rate as everything else, it could become a problem.
“If a parent allows their child to wear the heels in moderation, that’s one thing, but who’s to say what is moderate for a three year old child.
“With an adult, [high] heels that don’t fit properly can lead to hammer toes or bunions, but an adult’s growth plate is closed. With a child that young, her growth plate is still open, so a pair of heels that is too tight could damage the growing bones of her feet.
“A child’s proper growth could face serious problems if a growth plate is crushed.” (ANI)
11.20.2009
IT AIN'T NICKI FAULT ITS YOURS


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