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Showing posts with label wow. Show all posts

1.19.2010

Hurr Them Gun Sounds

Wacka Flocka Has Been Shot.
*Dip* *Dip* 2 times!
OULESDOUEET
News is still unfolding but the word on twitter, is that he was shot twice in an attempted armed Robbery. I guess his jewelry is real because he stood his ground when they tried to take his jewels and money.

More info soon. . .

1.12.2010

Fantasia........For Real????


Last night was the season premiere of singer Fantasia's new reality show on VH1. "Ignorance is Bliss" equals Fantasia and her family. There was SOOO much going on in one show. From the jump, VH1 found it humorous to quote Fantasia in bold text across the screen. It read: "2010 is Mines". MINES????......Fantasia....For Real????...(Sidenote: It would have been fitting to put question marks after the title of the show).

ANYwhoooo, we got to meet her family. Her mama....which is obviously where Fantasia got ALL her looks from. Her brother Ricco...who was barely in the show but I decided to mention him anyway. Teeny....*long pause + blank face*.....her smoochin' a$$ brother who looks like Benji Brown aka "KEKE" from Comic View. Her daughter Zion.....no comment. And lastly, her Aunt Bunny......*sigh*.....I am not fond of this lady at ALL! You know there's always that outspoken person in your family who doesn't know how to stop talking....well that would be Aunt Bunny in Fantasia's family. Except I came to the conclusion that she was probably even MORE outspoken because the cameras were on. I seriously wanted to turn into a pixel, go through the tv, and infect her a$$ with the most dangerous radiation ever in life.

Besides all of that, there were a few "hmm" moments:

- At the beginning of the show, Fantasia said she had to deal with the rumors of her being illiterate. However, they showed a preview for future shows and she was told that she was at a 7th grade level......"hmm".....Might as well be illiterate.

-Fantasia had 19 different hairstyles in one taping......."hmm".....didn't think that was possible.

- Fantasia is tatted up like the subway in Harlem...."hmm"......looks like third-degree burns tho.

- Fantasia talks like Dill Pickles and sings like a male leader of a church choir who is gay...."hmm"...think about it.

- Fantasia proceeded to say "that word" again....."She ain't yo child..She MINES"...."hmm"....7th grade level kicks in.

- Big back b*tches stay in Fantasia's crowd...straight from my Twitter...."hmm"...maybe you should follow Me: TwiggyKix


Regardless of me being confused and annoyed throughout the entire show, I will still continue to turn my channel to VH1 Monday nights at 9pm central time.

P.S. I also watched the show "Let's Talk About Pep" afterwards and came to the conclusion that Pep could body slam me and break 5 different body parts with her LegoMan body.

12.24.2009

Champions are Breed above I-70

If you are not mesmerized by this, you aint $h!t lmao
I died at [:37] and [1:51]




. . . You bring the moves . . . and I will bring the Show?!?!

@Mademonarch_O's Trip Down Memory Lane

Last night, Hump, my significant other Octavious, and I were pretty darn bored. What do you do when you're bored???....you turn to Twitter. Clowning was present in all of us but for some odd reason, Octavious (@Mademonarch_O) decided to go in on himself. Mind you...we were in a club posted...together (HA!). So we got the privilege of laughing while no one else knew what we were laughing at #FTW. Here are some of @Mademonarch_O's #fails:

I use to tuck my tee shirts in my jeans with a belt on

I had one iceberg shirt #shitwasfakethough didn't have a cartoon on it I had a damn teletubby

Ight man here it goes I use to wear my brother ecko shoes that he got from mr rags northwestplaza they was hella big too

Fuck it I use to wear big sweater vests with no undershirt


I bought Shaq cd #cantstopthereign

I use to like the hot boys hellaz when I was younger I went on www.hotboys.com and was hella pissed it was gay porn

I use to sneak and watch my brothers porn tapes and rewind them back at the exact part he left off #gotmyissueoff



Now we all were on some rubbish back in the day. Don't front (Some still are). But some of his ish was mind-boggling <--gotta love that word.


Black...must I say?...

DROVE!!!! Octavious better be thankful for what he got now <-- (Arrogant statement). All I'm gonna say is.....look at his date's shoes......*blank stare*...Goodyear heels. I bet if Twiggy would have walked by struttin' at that moment....he would have dropped to his knees and begged the Lord for mercy.


SIDEBAR (Not really but kinda): We have said this before and I will say it again....IF YOU AIN'T ON TWITTER AND YOU ARE HAVING TROUBLE UNDERSTANDING MY TWEET LINGO....MOVE ON! CUZ I CAN'T FUX WIT YA!

12.18.2009

Out of the box!

Andreia Chaves'
"Invisible Shoe"
[made from mirror glass]
I think art and design are the only things that move time.

12.13.2009

Dunk Of The Year???

Wooooooooo make sure you see what my face looked liked at the bottom of the post after that dunk...lol...MAN! That should be illegal to do somebody that bad...lol

12.11.2009

This is why I STILL love twitter

nothing can be said....just watch LOL!

Why Lawd!!!!

R. I. P.
In case you didn't know the Devil (Myspace) has just bought the last Music playlist sharing site that was easy to navigate, and gave you music you new music you wanted to hear.

What's worse is they didn't just buy the website and put their name on it. They closed the site and said "MySpace is working to migrate your imeem playlist to MySpace Music. We’ll email you about that once we have more details."
To Me, that means to say, yea we are falling off so we bought up this company hoping we can redirect myspace from a creeper world to music.
BUT WHY WOULD YOU DELETE A SITE AND NOT EVEN HAVE YOUR OWN SHIT SET UP AND RUNNING YET. They even said the Itunes Iphone app will no longer work until Myspace puts out a new update.

And you know Myspace and New don't go in the same sentence.

God Bless Facebook

12.09.2009

Too Skinny???

Mr. Nesbitt has some new denim yall <--- "yall" such a funny word...hehe> anywayyy back to this ninja skinny jeans, boi yo leg look like egg foo young. That probably wasnt as funny as it sounded in my head lol, anyway check out some everyday Monarch randomness... Holla!


12.07.2009

Chalie Boy- "I Look Good" (irony at its best)

So for a video called "I look good" the guy singing and rapping looks.....well umm i'll let the pictures and video do the talking....lol...wow


umm....

scared??

he look like he saying...."..skdjfnk;ak..."

chingo bling....enough said...lol

find everything wrong with this pic...lol

11.24.2009

How...What....WHY?!?!

Like Octavius would say, this ninja aint real....I mean look at his proportions...he looks like a combination of playdough and he-man... like something a toddler draws and comes to life....pay attention around 1:30....smh wow

11.21.2009

Why?

Why Is My Momma on facebook?
if you are over 52 and graduated Ucity in 75'
you should not be on there!!

Lil sassy

SURI CRUISE AGE: 3 I hate to see a girl in high school that doesn't know how to wear heels. but I think they got this lil bitch started tooo early!
Now at first when I saw this I thought it was a one time dress up thing, like when little girls wear the plastic Beauty & the Beast heels, but NO, this chick goes out on the regular with heels and dresses.

Come on TomKat, We can't do the next generation like that. This BABY looking like Sex In the City.


WASHINGTON - Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have come under fire from health experts after snaps of their 3-year-old daughter Suri wearing high-heels surfaced.

One pic shows the kid wearing a pair of open toe heels about an inch high, while clutching a cup from Starbucks.

Experts are of the opinion that wearing heels at a small age can be damaging to the child’s physical growth.

“A common side effect of adults wearing heels too often is the tightening or shortening of the Achilles tendon,” Fox News quoted New York podiatrist Dr. Oliver Zong, as saying.

He added: “At Suri’s age, children are growing quickly, and you want everything growing at the same rate. If the tendon is not growing at the same rate as everything else, it could become a problem.

“If a parent allows their child to wear the heels in moderation, that’s one thing, but who’s to say what is moderate for a three year old child.

“With an adult, [high] heels that don’t fit properly can lead to hammer toes or bunions, but an adult’s growth plate is closed. With a child that young, her growth plate is still open, so a pair of heels that is too tight could damage the growing bones of her feet.

“A child’s proper growth could face serious problems if a growth plate is crushed.” (ANI)

11.20.2009

IT AIN'T NICKI FAULT ITS YOURS

YOU NO THE QUOTE "BE YOU OWN MAN"? WELL HERE IS THE NEW ONE FOR CHICKS "BE YOUR OWN B*TCH" I DON'T MEAN THAT IS A DISRESPECTFUL WAY OR ANYTHING IT JUST SOUND BETTER...LOL

NICKI MINAJ is the meaning of this blog post, as you all no a lot of females (ages 15-25) look up to her. I can't say I don't no why, I mean who doesn't wanna look like a barbie, Big ass Big tits yall get what I mean. But everywhere I LOOK of facebook, twitter, myspace (haven't been on myspace in hellaz.) Chicks are calling themselves black barbie, Nicki Minaj, or name ending in MINAJ, its almost a regular thing to do. I mean this past halloween chicks couldn't wait to dress up like her. But I can't blame it on nicki at all because she is not the one telling the chicks to do this, they make their own decisions. IMA SHOW YOU A PRIME EXAMPLE
AS YOU CAN SEE THE CLOSEST THIS CHICK IS GOING TO LOOK LIKE NICKI IS CLOTHING WISE THATS IT! (BTW ALBINOS SCARE ME)
She should have known 1st she was setting herself up for failure when she put this on the internet. I think you all get what im saying ladies BE YOUR OWN!

SNORLAX TRIED TO SHUT US DOWN

SINCE WE WERE THREATENED BY AARON REID'S LEGAL REPRESENTATIVE, WE DECIDED TO REPLACE THE IMAGE WITH THE MOST SIMILAR PHOTO...
Dear Webmaster,
It has come to our attention that you (and/or one of the forum users on your website) are publicizing and/or exploiting the image of Aaron Reid without authorization from Mr. Reid.
To the extent that you are using Mr. Reid’s name and likeness without having obtained appropriate licenses or permissions, you may be subject to civil and criminal liability with respect to such uses.
We hereby demand that if you are responsible for this conduct that you immediately cease and desist from all activities involving your unauthorized use of his name or likeness. If you claim that you are not so responsible, we demand that you promptly advise us of the party that you believe to be responsible for such conduct.
Nothing contained in this letter shall be deemed a waiver or limitation of Mr. Reid's rights or remedies, under law or equity, and all such rights and remedies are expressly reserved.

Sincerely,
Randall McMillan, Esq.

CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS ISH YALL? I MEAN REALLY...IS THIS REAL? THE PIC WE HAD WAS EVERYWHERE! I HAVE SEEN PLENTY OF PICS OF CELEBS OUT THERE NAKED AND ALL...AND NO ONE COMPLAINED NOT ONCE! CHRIS BROWN AND RIHANNA PICS ARE ALL OVER LIKE A MOTHER FREAKER...CASSIE, ETC! THIS FAT SENSITIVE BASTARD NEEDS TO GROW SOME BALLS! LOL....DAMN HE CAN'T. ANYWHO......NO ONE CAN PHUCK WITH THE MONARCHS.

THAT IS ALL.

11.17.2009

I need some of theseeeeeee!!!

This denim on point shawty!



11.16.2009

Is This For Real????!??

Either ninja's just dont care any more or tv needs the ratings, or maybe a combination of both, but this is RIDICULOUS. You trying to sue someone over selling u BAD COCAINE, what?!?!??! Just watch and the ending is hilarious too....lol

11.12.2009

Weight Loss Gone Wrong

Dude lost 400 pounds and look at his results.....NOT appeasing!!
(nice shoulders tho *blank face*)



11.09.2009

SILENCE IS GOLDEN

Panties and Pasties

I will repeat for those who dont know. I'm Young and I can't fuck with St. Louis until I get my own venues popping!

IF you aint 30+ I guess you aint shit.
Cuz this is how they get down at Club Home!


Do you think They Went home with Nelly?
(Of course not, old Stl hoes #WeOffThat)