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Tweet from @KevinNikeSB Apparently speculation has been running high, so just set the record straight, the fat tongue Dunk will ride again. Stay tuned ...

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every since Nike dropped the fat tongue from the SBs them shits have been weak #fact. I mean the colorways are cool in all but you could always tell that something was missing.

EVERYONE LIKES A FAT TONGUE..... HAHAHAHA

Who would have thought that the size of the tongue on a shoe would have caused such an uproar. NIke SB Dunk releases of late have been nice, but I think I speak for a lot of people when I say they are not the same without the fat tongue. Some people were so disappointed in fact, that they decided to part ways with the line. Well, I have some good news for you. Kevin Imamura from Nike SB broke the news that the fat tongue will return.......

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Just the other day I hit up the homie @TEFPOE up on twitter and asked him if he had some new ish. I knew he wouldn't steer a brother in the wrong direction....... This fool went after one of the hardest beats out today! I'm done typing just listen to this guy...........www.zshare.net/audio/72421828c4b6eb88/

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SHOUT OUT TO COMPLEX..... This past Tuesday...me and @Williamhrkc were chosen as Twit-Kicks Round-UP. I didn't expect it at all but it was a dope look. Check out the heat we twit pic'd:

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MAYER HAWTHORNE vs DJ HAIRCUT

Before he came and conquered the stages with his fine interpretation of retro soul Mayer Hawthorne was grinding hard as DJ Haircut. Since he reached the 10,000 follower mark on his Twitter page the crooner has now prepared a special treat for his supporters in the shape of a superb instrumental entitled 1000 Paper Cranes . The smooth drum and keys setting prove that we can expect more quality music from this versatile musician in the future. Be on the lookout.

check out 1000 PAPER CRANES HERE

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@Mademonarch_O's Trip Down Memory Lane

Last night, Hump, my significant other Octavious, and I were pretty darn bored. What do you do when you're bored???....you turn to Twitter. Clowning was present in all of us but for some odd reason, Octavious (@Mademonarch_O) decided to go in on himself. Mind you...we were in a club posted...together (HA!). So we got the privilege of laughing while no one else knew what we were laughing at #FTW. Here are some of @Mademonarch_O's #fails:

I use to tuck my tee shirts in my jeans with a belt on

I had one iceberg shirt #shitwasfakethough didn't have a cartoon on it I had a damn teletubby

Ight man here it goes I use to wear my brother ecko shoes that he got from mr rags northwestplaza they was hella big too

Fuck it I use to wear big sweater vests with no undershirt

I bought Shaq cd #cantstopthereign

I use to like the hot boys hellaz when I was younger I went on www.hotboys.com and was hella pissed it was gay porn

I use to sneak and watch my brothers porn tapes and rewind them back at the exact part he left off #gotmyissueoff


Now we all were on some rubbish back in the day. Don't front (Some still are). But some of his ish was mind-boggling <--gotta love that word.

Black...must I say?...

DROVE!!!! Octavious better be thankful for what he got now <-- (Arrogant statement). All I'm gonna say is.....look at his date's shoes......*blank stare*...Goodyear heels. I bet if Twiggy would have walked by struttin' at that moment....he would have dropped to his knees and begged the Lord for mercy.

SIDEBAR (Not really but kinda): We have said this before and I will say it again....IF YOU AIN'T ON TWITTER AND YOU ARE HAVING TROUBLE UNDERSTANDING MY TWEET LINGO....MOVE ON! CUZ I CAN'T FUX WIT YA!

i fux with @DRAGONFLYJONEZ

Today started out pretty weak. 1st I found out I didn't do as well on my last test, which resulted

in me having to take the final for the class to get a B. 2nd I had to wait 45 mins in the advising office to get registered for classes next semester and 3rd I got stuck with one of the wackest advisors known to man...

LUCKY FOR ME TWITTER WAS INVENTED!!! AND I follow @DRAGONFLYJONEZ. By now you all should be on Twitter...and if you are...you should be following this guy. This is his third feature on made monarchs so it should tell you something about this guy. THIS WAS HIS RESPONSE ABOUT HER ABOVE........

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@Mademonarch_O She looks like Cliff's neighbor from the Cosby Show ---> FUCKING PERFECTION! This was tweeted 5 mins after I posted the pic. THAT MEANS HE KNEW WHAT THE HELL HE WAS TALKIN ABOUT!

I WOULD LIKE TO SAY THAT @DRAGONFLYJONEZ MADE MY DAY......

Fab Goes In Again On Celeb Embarrassment

So if you haven't heard...Yes...Yung Berg was mollywopped in the back of his head not too long ago...Retaliation??....NONE!!! Check it out for yourself (fast forward 0:30 in to see the real action. You will see Berg walking into Stussy and you will see the seems-to-be-caucasian guy go in on that head of his):



Pretty funny huh?? (hehehe)...Well you KNOW that I instantly checked Twitter when I found out this news and I went straight to Fabolous page. His trending topic???....#yungbergshead. lol. Here's what he had to say:

#yungbergshead has got more hits than every worldstar video combined

Hip Hop is playing Duck Duck Goose wit #yungbergshead

NIggas hav put more hands on #yungbergshead than the Apollo log

#yungbergshead is a cheat code..left, right, left, right..up,down, up, down...

#yungbergshead is a hip hop blunt, everyone take one hit & pass..

Know yall heard i got into a car accident this week.. False, my car jus hit #yungbergshead

#yungbergshead keeps gettin mistaken 4 a golf ball, baseball, & soccer ball

Did #yungbergshead get sucka punched or did a sucka jus get punched??

#yungbergshead is a bitch... and thats why NIggas jus wanna hit it...



If you are lame on Twitter and you would like to catch up...you can follow Fab on Twitter (click HERE) and you might as well follow me too!! (click HERE)

#tpainbetter apologize & blame it on the a-a-a-a-alcohol

Soooo there is this video of T-Pain going around saying Jay-Z is 59 years old and saying F Jay-Z and all that jazz. Check it out here real quick:

Same ol' nonsense right??....(SIDENOTE: This ninja says "I got paper...i got paper"....um...yea...just not as much as Jay-Z...so that's done. Thanks). ANYwhoooo....I was listening to Jay-Z on the Rickey Smiley show and he was like "I don't know what his problem is. He was just on stage with me not too long ago. " HA! Like for real....is D.O.A. just now affecting Mr. Pain???....you late ninja!! But what's funny is...someone said that T-Pain was going in on Fabolous too on Twitter! It was later revealed that it was a fake Twitter page but before Fab found this out He went in for a sec...and it was WORTH MY TWITTER TIME!! Check it out:

Jus heard Tpain says Fuck JayZ & Fuck Fabolous too over Twitter... Ok, now me & my twiggas/Street Twitter Ditta Dam must go in on him!

After D.O.A., #tpainbetter not be mad, UPS is hiring!!

#tpainbetter give Mr. Monopoly back his top hats!!

#tpainbetter stay his ass outta the sun for the rest of his life!!

#tpainbetter stop playin for JayZ buys every autotune machine in the world & end his career...

#tpainbetter audition to be a California Raisin.. He's done!

#tpainbetter stop singin in the fan... that aint talent we can all do that..

#tpainbetter apologize & blame it on the al-a-a-al-a-al-cohol


P.S.A.: BY BLUEPRINT 3!!! IN STORES NOWWWW!!!..........(& 'F' T-Pain....)

KENNY POWERS BIGGEST FAN!

So @NicholsAccomp (whoa! am I typing like I'm on Twitter) introduced me to this show on HBO called Eastbound & Down...done by Will Ferrell and ish. I think it is HILARIOUS! It's like me getting a taste of Stepbrothers in TV! Kenny Powers is the main character on the show and he "rocks my world"...*blank face*. SOOOOO....found this ninja on Twitter and I get a kick out of him (I need "tweeters" like @DryDickDonnie and @KFUCKINGP to loosen up my twitter updates...throw in a lil' spice..DO YOU HURR ME!). ANYwhooo....Kenny Powers doesn't update as much but when he does, it is always something great! AND it comes out of nowhere (those are my fave moments). Follow him on Twitter!! This is what you will see on your Home page:

Working on my new audiobook, tentatively titled "Stop Sucking Dick & Start Getting Your Dick Sucked."

Most of the time I get a fucking bigger orgasm from taking a shit more than ejaculating.

Never kept a diary or a journal but I've always tried to keep a pube from every girl I've pounded...if she had any.

Growing up, I'd always tell my brother Dustin to stand further back from the urinal so people think your dick's bigger.

Staying at the @StonerNation loft in NY. The pot leaf-shaped bed is uncomfortable as shit but the hookers don't seem to mind.

Looking to get fucked fucked up & sucked up tonight. What non-titty bars do the girls not where underwear in?

Told the Mets to shove it up their dick hole if they thought $27M, an Oscar Meyer endorsement, & a Shetland pony was enough to sign me.

For those of you saying it's "latina." First, I'm not sure if she had a vadge. Second, Go fuck your George Lopez DVD's.

Don't need an Emmy. I was just going to melt down that shit & make a mold of my dick anyway, like I did with the Commissioner's Trophy.

...AND SO MUCH MORE!!!

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TwiggyKix is the name!!!