STANK Is No Good In A Learning Atmosphere #fact

This is my little niece Tamera....4 years of age. I love her....just as goofy as I am...(just in a smaller body). My oldest sister/ her mama called me last night to tell me that Tamera had gotten in trouble at school. My 1st reaction was 'O LAWD' because my sister is "that one parent" who tries to take any situation her kids are involved in to court. So I was waiting for there to be a big uproar. Well....that actually wasn't the case this time. According to my sister, (after a long "conference" with the teacher) Tamera deserved her punishment....which was a timeout in the corner *sad face*. I'm sure you all wanna know what she did (If u don't, F-U & keep reading anyway)...She simply kept changing seats because she did not want to sit by the stank kid in the class....The teacher kept telling her to sit still but she wouldn't. Ok...if I was the teacher, this would not be a big deal!!! I would simply help Tamera find a comfortable place (assigned seats ain't ISH by the way). I have been in Tamera's position before...1st grade....got in trouble for not wanting to sit by the "boy who smelled like pee". So I know her pain!! It's not a good thing to have to endure such STANK! All she wanted to do was find a comfortable seat/area so she could simply learn her lessons for the day *innocent face*.

Ok so maybe i am playing the "over-protective" role as the aunt, but #imjustsayin (<--Twitter lingo). Teachers should be aware of the stank kids in the classroom. And they can't tell me that they don't know who they are. If a 4-year-old notices a foul aroma, I know the grown person in charge will. It's time to take a stand teachers!! You have 4-year-olds who are hinting to you that they are in pain & suffering! Do you want this to distract them from their studies so they can turn into deadbeats and crack hoes when they get older because YOU didn't allow them to get comfortable and move away from the smelly distraction!?! Contact the stank kids' parents and let them know the deal. If you see that the stank kids' parents are stank too....offer them a business card to the nearest therapy counseling in the area....because this is TRULY a problem!!

Let's all take a stand and promote good hygiene!!!

Clean Classrooms = Productive Learning

Weight Loss Gone Wrong

Dude lost 400 pounds and look at his results.....NOT appeasing!!
(nice shoulders tho *blank face*)

Umm...

Whatever life she lived...I will go the opposite way.

Kitty with no Sheets!!!!

Please watch this preview below. The director is from my own home town University City, MO. He went to SLU and now attends DePaul University. He clearly has a message he is throwing out. . . Let it hit you. . .

Directed By: Michael J. Larnell

[email: michaellarnell@gmail.com] - [Website]

It Soothes My Soul {Short Film} from circa1978.net on Vimeo.

Long lasting Flavor like Orbit gum

This is Mark Paul Gosselaar. You may know him better as the dreamy Zach Morris from Saved By The Bell. I like when people stay good-looking for a long time. I had a crush on him then (even though that crush dwindled during Saved By The Bell: College Years...long hair DID care) but he's still an ease on the eyes now ("an ease on the eyes"...am i getting old?). There is hope for your looks people. Keep in touch with them. Plastic surgery doesn't make things better in my opinion because you JUST might start looking like the House of Wax when that age kicks in. Keep it NATURAL! Work out...eat healthy....keep a sense of humor...and continue to be weird, random idiots like me and my friends.

Keep it Sanitary People!

I know you all have been hearing about this thing called Swine Flu. If you haven't, you probably have it by now. Stay away from me please..and thank you. The swine flu is a type of flu that originally stems from the pig...however, when in contact, humans can contract the illness as well. Even though we have something in common in the animal kingdom or whatever, our bodies can't take no viruses from no pig (excuse the improper english but this isn't class). So people please beware of the symptoms...usual flu-like symptoms...so don't blow it off if you feel something coming on. And I will repeat: please stay away from me.

P.S.A:: If you didn't do this already (which you should have)...wash your hands and stay sanitized CONSTANTLY! We not wining and dining with that swine people!

I'm jealous of.............Kathy Griffin?????????

I mean what is goin on??? I mean I knew that Kathy Griffin wasn't a big girl but MAN!..i didn't expect this under them ugly a$$ clothes she be wearing. I find myself......hmm.....envious.

Keep Your Genitals Out of Harm's Way

DAVE CHAPPELLE...KNEE HIGH PARK...UNCENSORED LMAO!!!!

Tips 4 The Dirty Folks

I am so tired of smellin funky mutha suckaz. When I get in the shower and bask in the fragrance of my products, I think about all the dirty/filthy/stank/sh*tty-smellin mutha suckaz in this world...*sigh*...I wish I could give people a lifetime supply of my bath products. BUT this is not possible. So if there was a way I could help, it would have to be through this blog....Take heed and check it! In the picture above are most of my essentials that assist in my pleasant, CLEAN experience during shower time. I would appreciate if you (just maybe), took a trip and give these products a try! *friendly smile*

(some of these products may be too feminine for the males out there but if you stank, i recommend you use them anyway):

• Dove products are always a good way to go. Nothing says CLEAN like Dove (I should be in their commercials huh?)

• You HAVE to wash that face. Noxzema is an old school "remedy" but the sh*t works for me. Face products are iffy tho. Everyone's face isn't the same so you might have to go a different route.

• Keep that face moisturized. Not too greasy...not too ashy. Ponds is good for YOU! (Ponds is an old school lotion but it's fresh)

• Dental care!!...Colgate TOTAL is recommended (it gets down to the nitty gritty) and keep some floss on hand.

• Now...I'm not a huge fan of powder but I happen to like the smell of Johnson's lavender-chamomile baby powder. Please don't overdo the powder tho. (Good for smelly ass feet tho!)

• Do smelly people shave?...it just seems like smelly people stay hairy. BUT let's say they do ...try Aveeno shaving cream. It's healthy and good for the skin. [SIDEBAR (kind of):: please do not shave constantly. This is bad for your skin. trust me!...I've seen some folks that was f'd up]

• To assist those smoothly-shaved legs, try Nivea lotion...THE ENRICHED FORMULA ONLY!!! The regular kind ain't sh*t. But enriched keeps you moisturized.

• Wash your hands all day! But when at home, try this dope ass hand soap from Bath and Body Works. It's called "Moonlight Path"..it smells GORGEOUS!

I hope this was of help stank folks. If you are not stank...please relay this message to your smelly ass friends.

Stay Protected!

At first glance...you may be thinking...."aww look at the baby elephant!"...but what if you found out that the baby had HERPES?! Would you treat it the same way? Would you still pet him and care for him tenderly? I'm not going to front....Actually...I don't HAVE to front because I'm not too fond of elephants anyway. But don't TELL me that you are willing to provide loving care and affection towards some elephant with herpes...unless you're some avid animal lover and you don't care about your health.

Does this story seem random? Elephant with herpes...yea probably. But this is a true story!! Baby Jade the elephant at the St. Louis Zoo has been diagnosed with the herpes virus. I feel bad for him because it wasn't his fault. But trust that I will be staying away. LOL. I'm sorry but I'm just being honest. They don't even know if it could be spread to humans! If you're willing to take that risk, more power to you. But stay shielded!! And before you go...read more about it HERE.