REASON WHY FREDDY KRUGER IS A BITCH

Random?....... I bet thats what you all are thinking right now. I have to get this off my chest though because it has been bothering me for a very long time and since another Freddy Kruger film is about to drop, it reminded me of how much BITCH is inside of him.

#ReasonWhyKrugerIsABitch:

HE KILLS PEOPLE WHILE THEY ARE ASLEEP! Come on man! It doesn't get any worse than that homie. You suppose to be such a bad ass, hardcore killer but you can't kill a nigga when they are awake??? "BITCHNESS" IS WRITTEN ALL OVER YOUR SCARED ASS FACE MAN...

Here is a quick scenario of me wanting to kill someone while they are sleeping:

Me: AY CURTIS!

CURTIS: WHAT MAN! IM ON THE TOILET!

ME: MAN IM GON' KILL THAT NIGGA ROGER TONIGHT

CURTIS: WHY TONIGHT?

ME: CUZ I KNOW HE GON' BE SLEEP AROUND 11:30

CURTIS: MAN YOU THE HARDEST NIGGA WALKING THESE STREETS. WHY YOU WANNA KILL 'EM WHILE HE'S SLEEP?

ME: *BLANK STARE*

CURTIS: (under breath) HOE NI&&A

(CURTIS AND ROGER ARE FUNNY NAMES TO ME)

See how that works?..Even your very own best friend wouldn't condone that. What's really crazy about the whole thing is, not only is he killing people in their sleep but it's the way he kills them. Cutting there heads off, stabbing them in the back, chopping chicks tits off (not really but most of the chicks he kill are always naked.) When you are sleeping and having a quality dream, you don't know what's going to happen, but you sure as hell don't think you will be slashed! Still I think I bring up a very good point about this so-called hardcore killer from Elm Street. Fuk yo set fool! I bet he couldn't mess with the crackheads from Grand Ave (hoodest street in St. Louis) in their sleep. They would go crack pipe on his ass. My point is.....if you are going to kill someone, and you are this insane killer that wears a Cosby sweater from hell, at LEAST have the balls to attempt to kill while they are awake watching American Idol or something...not when they just got done smashing a big ass fish platter from Captain Ds and have the "itis" (click here to find out what "itis" means).

WHAT DO YOU ALL THINK OF FREDDY?

COMMENT PLZ

Check out the trailer of the upcoming "Nightmare on Elm Street" (in theaters April 30th, 2010)

WITH ALL THAT $HIT TALK, I AM STILL GOING TO SEE THE MOVIE. HAHAHAHAHA! GOODNIGHT!

I have to See this Movie!

I'm a History and Mythology GEEK. People are often confused and assume that I'm just into clothes and red carpets and shit. No I'm highly educated in many fields, and I find enjoyment in the study of world history concerning all cultures. Growing up one of my favorites, THE GREEKS.

I can't believe this movie released and I didn't hear about it.

Movie Night with the Monarchs/ UMSL'S Associated Black Collegians

Black History is more than just remembering our forefathers and honoring the ones who represented a change. But DANG!....Can't we look back at on the funny things in our black a$$ past?!!! Such as the movie House Party!!...a CLASSIC! If you agree, then I think you should join me and friends at UMSL in the Pilot House THIS Tuesday (February 9th) at 7pm to come and look back on a mighty dope movie. We watchin' it theatre style baabbyyyy!!!....AND it's gon' be FREE food and drinks there!! #POW

**And NO you don't have to be a student at UMSL to attend!! Just bring yo a$$!!!!

F*CK IT! I WANNA BE AN AVATAR

'Avatar' Box Office: $73 MILLION Opening

U.S. Box Office:

$212,268,053

I'M SORRY BUT I TRULY CAN'T FUCK WITH YOU IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN AVATAR YET. I MEAN IF SOMETHING OR SOMEONE IS STOPPING YOU FROM SEEING IF FUCK THEM AND GO SEE IT. I'M SO SERIOUS, I THINK THIS WILL MAKE YOU GET OFF YOUR ASS AND CHECK IT OUT....

Birth of an AVATAR from Peter Ammentorp Lund on Vimeo.

THE KARATE KID

SICK!

Now im a big cinema fan but more then anything i like a good concept and execution of the concept. This Famous Stars and Straps skate vid is a testament to the fact that good cinematography + great concept + and even better execution comes together perfectly. Watch and enjoy...

"Divinity"-Filming Begins-2010

I follow a few independent special effects artists on Youtube.

I'm excited because it feels like watching a new spin off of Heroes or Smallville because their effects skills are up to par with the tv shows.

I can't wait!

IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN IT YOU ARE LOSING

WE ARE CLOSING IN OF THE END OF THE YEAR WITH MOVIES AND THE LAST ONE I SEEN WAS "AVATAR" WHIC WAS LAST NIGHT. THE MOVIE BROUGHT ACTION, SUSPENSE, AND SOME COMEDY BUT OVERALL IT HAD TO BE THE BEST MOVIE I SEEN ALL YEAR. I COULD CARE LESS IF YOU DISAGREE ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS GO SEE FOR YOURSELF

This ish look Scary

ALICE in WONDERLAND WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FOR THE KIDS, BUT AFTER SEEING THE TRAILER FOR IT IM SECOND GUESSING THAT. I ALMOST PISSED MY PANTS! CHECK THIS ISH OUT FOR YOURSELF
(I'M STILL GOING TO SEE IT THOUGH LOL)

I HAVE TO SEE THIS MOVIE

THANKS TO THE HOMIE ANTHONY BROWN I MUST SEE THIS DEAL

ROBIN HOOD-RUSSEL CROWE

MAN WHEN MY HOMIE CHRISTY SHOWED ME THIS MY DICK BANGGED THE TABLE WITH EXCITEMENT YALL MIGHT GET THE SAME FEELING LOL

I TRIPLE DOG DARE YA!

ITS THE BEST TIME OF THE YEAR PEOPLE! AND IM NOT TALKING ABOUT THE WHOLE GETTING GIFTS ISH AND CHRISTMAS FOOD IM TALKING ABOUT 24HRS OF THE GREATEST CHRISTMAS MOVIE OF ALL TIME! "A CHRISTMAS STORY" IS BY FAR ONE OF MY TOP 5 FAVORITE MOVIES. I FREAKING WATCH IT EVERY YEAR AT LEAST 15 TIMES WHILE ITS ON A FULL DAY. ONE OF MY GOOD FRIENDS FROM ELEMENTARY SCHOOL TXT ME WHEN I GOT OFF WORK LAST NIGHT TELLING ME IT WAS ON, I COULDN'T EVEN TELL YOU HOW FAST I WAS DRIVING HOME JUST TO SEE THE END OF IT. BASICALLY IF YOU HAVEN'T SAW THE MOVIE YOU AIN'T SH*T AND I PROBABLY WOULD F*CK WITH YOU.

Do Yo Own Dance

"The Anonymous One" put me in a happy mood from the last Charlie Brown post (even though he was ranting on about stuff that had nothing to do with Charlie Brown). BUT when I got to the end, the video made my day....and then you know how one thing leads to another. The Christmas dance with the characters popped in my head...and then I started thinking of the dude who looks like he is doing the "check my footwork" dance....and then I was upset because I don't know his name (he is the one up front with the orange shirt and little spikey hair)...and THEN i started wondering why my sister knows how to do that dance so well (not to mention, if he was a person in real-life, him and her would probably be the same height). *SIGH*.......Lot of thinking right??? ANYwhooooo.....BE HAPPY THIS HOLIDAY!!!....and look at this video sucka!



P.S. Jesus is the reason for the season!...and i be praising the Lord!

Paw Boots

Over Thanksgiving weekend, me, my sister, & mother were watching The Wiz...u know...the hood classic rendition of The Wizard of Oz. ANYwhooo...I love my mother. My siblings and I received our goofy traits from her. In the movie, she points out that the Lion has thick heels on his paws. (I wish I could have gotten the part in the movie that she pointed out, but the photo will have to do.) If you look VERY closely in the photo up above, you will see that I pointed out the infamous heel. Can you believe that is real?! What kind of lion needs heels on his paws?!! The movie is unrealistic already on its own...but to put HEELS ON PAWS?!!!!....a disgrace. After careful research, I decided that the heels on paws must have been requested by the actor portraying the lion...(after all, he is the one who has to bear the pain of walking around on paw heels)....and I was right....

--LOOK AT GUY ON FAR RIGHT--

He LOOKS like a person that would request some heels on some paws... *3 snaps in Z-formation*

The Unknown

My good friend E. Red said she was scrolling through Blockbuster one day and seen 2 black dudes on the DVD pictured above that looked highly familiar. *light bulb* HEY! THAT'S ICE CUBE & MIKE EPPS! Black people like these guys!! I thought that Cube Vision (Ice Cube's film company) had movies that hit theaters...regardless of flops...but hmm....I don't remember seeing this at theatres.....hmm.....wait....did this go straight to DVD??!!! *gasp*!! Movies like this aren't even given the benefit of the doubt to pull in their committed mediocre audience in theatres so they are thrown into the video stores...i think (or is it just me?)...for the heck of it. That is truly unfortunate. I wouldn't have paid a dime to see this movie in theatres OR to rent it for the mere price of $1. But I feel the need to watch it because it's always nice to receive a few chuckles from low-budget quality things. The movie is on YouTube if you would like to join me. *shrug*

P.S. I couldn't even find the trailer for this deal. This has been stamped: DEAD!

Gabby Sidibe from Precious on Ellen

Like Ellen says at the end of the video: "Stay like this. You're a great person." This girl's personality SHINES! And check out her entrance!

RUN THE TAPE!

"THE CARTER" DOCUMENTARY

I FREAKING CAUGHT GOOSEBUMPS AFTER SEEING THIS ISH!

Try Some New Ish

The 18th Annual SLIFF will be held Nov. 12-22, 2009. The festival annually features the St. Louis premieres of more than 250 films from nearly 40 countries. Please click HERE for ticket and venue information.

Tickets are now on sale (except for Saint Louis Art Museum shows, which go on sale Oct. 30). The special-event screening of "Up in the Air" on Saturday, Nov. 14, is SOLD OUT.

More Money Spent

The cinemas know how to get my money. Just bring quality movies, like the ones below, to the theatre. Check 'em out:

THE LOVELY BONES



FANTASTIC MR. FOX

We Were Once A Fairy Tale

This is a short film by SPIKE JONZE Feat Kanye West. I really don't get it much and I really don't want to tell you what I think its about because I a problem with shorting up things. Overall I think I like it. ON SOME WEIRD $HIT.