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Showing posts with label OMG. Show all posts

1.29.2010

THANK YOU ROCKWELL


ROCKWELL KNUCKLES IF YOU DON'T NO THE NAME BY NOW PLEASE TAKE A KNIFE PUT IT TO YOU THROAT AND MOVE FROM LEFT TO RIGHT AS SLOWLY AS SLOWLY AS POSSIBLE. THANKS TO @TEFPOE AND SMOKINGSESSION I HEARD ONE OF THE BEST TRACKS OF THE YEAR (YES THE YEAR JUST STARTED BUT ITS ONE OF THE BEST) PLEASE CLICK HERE AND WITNESS GREATNESS

11.21.2009

Why?

Why Is My Momma on facebook?
if you are over 52 and graduated Ucity in 75'
you should not be on there!!

Lil sassy

SURI CRUISE AGE: 3 I hate to see a girl in high school that doesn't know how to wear heels. but I think they got this lil bitch started tooo early!
Now at first when I saw this I thought it was a one time dress up thing, like when little girls wear the plastic Beauty & the Beast heels, but NO, this chick goes out on the regular with heels and dresses.

Come on TomKat, We can't do the next generation like that. This BABY looking like Sex In the City.


WASHINGTON - Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have come under fire from health experts after snaps of their 3-year-old daughter Suri wearing high-heels surfaced.

One pic shows the kid wearing a pair of open toe heels about an inch high, while clutching a cup from Starbucks.

Experts are of the opinion that wearing heels at a small age can be damaging to the child’s physical growth.

“A common side effect of adults wearing heels too often is the tightening or shortening of the Achilles tendon,” Fox News quoted New York podiatrist Dr. Oliver Zong, as saying.

He added: “At Suri’s age, children are growing quickly, and you want everything growing at the same rate. If the tendon is not growing at the same rate as everything else, it could become a problem.

“If a parent allows their child to wear the heels in moderation, that’s one thing, but who’s to say what is moderate for a three year old child.

“With an adult, [high] heels that don’t fit properly can lead to hammer toes or bunions, but an adult’s growth plate is closed. With a child that young, her growth plate is still open, so a pair of heels that is too tight could damage the growing bones of her feet.

“A child’s proper growth could face serious problems if a growth plate is crushed.” (ANI)

8.06.2009

WORST SNEAKER I HAVE EVER SEEN

My dude posted these a min ago on his blog (check that blog out HERE). I had to get mines off too!

OKAY THIS IS THE LAST STRAW! EVER SINCE AIR JORDAN x AIR FORCE 1 combined they have been making bad choices! This freak of nature that I am about to show you may break your heart....viewers discretion advised. I would rather hang with THIS guy (CLICK!) than to wear these $hits.

7.23.2009

I have seen it ALL


WHERE? FACEBOOK

WHO? Shawnunique Fivestarbytch Phillips (RANDOM HOOD FACEOOK CHICK)

WHY? THATS A GOOD DAMN QUESTION

WHEN? PROBABLY AS SOON AS SHE HEARD THE SONG

HOW LONG? GOTTA DEAL WITH IT FOR THE REST OF HER LIFE

RESULTS? THATS A DAMN SHAME



7.20.2009

NASTY!!!!!

THIS MIGHT BE THE WORST REST ROOM I HAVE EVER BEEN IN!!!! ITS AT THIS HOLE IN THE WALL CALLED "JUST BILLS" LOCATED IN OVERLAND. MY D*CK WENT INSIDE ME WHEN I WALKED IN.


6.28.2009

Haiti you Shady!!

*shaking my head* and *bowing down in shame*...*raising head back up to take another look*




I'm sorry...let me reiterate...THIS IS WEAVE ON HER EYEBROWS YALL!!!

6.24.2009

When Pc gamers go wrong

I learned when Twiggy is off work on wednesdays she don't eat, sleep, study, or NOTHING!!!!! She looks at random youtube videos with her POWER PUFF GIRL panties on and sports bra.
Today at 3:02p.m. she randomly shared this video with me and John.....................


6.08.2009

TO DAMN MUCH

THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULD GO TO BED AT NIGHT, RATHER THAN BEING ON FACEBOOK TALKING TO A HOMIE WHO BE ON THE SAME ISH AS YOU AT NIGHT, AND THAT IS LOOKING AT CRAZY ISH ONLINE. 

IMA BLAME THIS POST ON VANDALYZM.
Van

lmfao

nigga 197 carats

1:22amAdrian

IMA HAVE TO TELL THE PEOPLE ITS YOUR FAULT I SAW THIS

LOL

1:22amVan

HAHAHA its okay

tell them its my hero


YES THAT IS THE FACEBOOK CHAT LOG 

5.31.2009

FREAK OF NATURE

5.28.2009

SEXY SPEC PT. 2

SPECTACULAR KINDA, WELL... YALL TELL ME

5.24.2009

DUDE IS NOT HUMAN

LOOK AT VAN GUNDY (magic coach) SH*T FACE EVERYONE


5.18.2009

Fairy Fail




Man man man, I can't really say anything lol

4.28.2009

Is My Mind Possessed???


Ohhhhhhhh I am so displeased with myself. *sigh* I have followed the masses into the Twitter universe!! FORGIVE ME!! I wasn't going to do it. But its the fact that I only get on Facebook to make status updates and look at my wall....I can do that solely on Twitter!....(look at how i am playing the advocate to myself). ANYwhoo...all of us Monarchs are on there except one....*insert dramatic music: duh Duh DUHHH*....MR. NESBITT!! Join the cult bro. HAHA!


Follow the Monarchs on Twitter:
The Skipper: Click HERE
Octavious: Click HERE
Twiggy (Me): Click HERE
Mr. Nesbitt: COMING SOON! (HAHA)

4.25.2009

My Friend Wendi....

....is odd like me. lol. Here she is singing about Jim's hair, Sultan (her boo) and sugar daddies, and Eboni's TITTAYS!!

4.18.2009

Tongue Action

I haven't watched American Idol in I don't know how long. But every now and then, i like to take a stroll thru YouTube and laugh at the worst auditions. But the one that you are about to view really got me. Check it out...this guy's tongue when he is singing is HILARIOUS!

4.17.2009

Wsup Den?!?!?

Man never before have I wanted a little boy to get jumped by a group of dudes....... UNTIL NOW!

4.08.2009

I'm jealous of.............Kathy Griffin?????????

I mean what is goin on??? I mean I knew that Kathy Griffin wasn't a big girl but MAN!..i didn't expect this under them ugly a$$ clothes she be wearing. I find myself......hmm.....envious.

4.07.2009

Twiggy Been Findin Sum Crazy Ish Lately...

What is goin on?! The world gets crazier every day. But its good...i can handle it. Check out this chick's rendition of Gucci Mane's "Freaky Gurl"....Wait...did I say chick?...i meant DUDE!!! Yes this is a transgendered artist who goes by the name of Pam Jones. Check it out. This chick/dude is spillin all TRASH out the mouth. UGH!




But Pam Jones ain't got NUTHIN on Miss Teary!!!! LMAO!!!