I CHALLENGE YOU TEDDY RILEY!!!

If you haven't heard......the head honcho of the New Jack Swing movement, Teddy Riley, has been accused of physical abuse to his daughters Taja (18 y.o) and Deja (21 y.o). Supposedly, the fight was arisen due to a heated discussion about Teddy's current "love in his life"...some 22-year-old broad...(hmm..pretty close to the age of his daughters...so i'm sure this was awkward/ a problem from the beginning). ANYwhooo, Teddy got angered and this resulted in him kicking, stomping, & punching his daughters while they were down (i added in "while they were down" for a dramatic emphasis...they might have been standing strong in the fight). ANYwhooo....listen to this....Teddy also uses a Rock Band guitar to finish them off!!!...and even has the nerve to threaten to kill them with the guitar! Can we all say together?...............DROVE!!!!!

Ok ok. So they say the fight was because of Teddy's hot mama...but I know it must be something more...especially with the details involved. I mean come on!....a Rock Band controller!!??!..Sounds like somebody was suffering from a major loss after playing Bon Jovi's "Living on a Prayer". *shaking my head* Yep I said it. This is all a cover up. Teddy was upset that his daughters were smashing him in game play...so just like a sore loser...he takes to violence. Tsk Tsk. What if he was to play me??....A person who spends a certain amount of time a day jammin' on this electronic guitar...getting better every beat. He would have probably put me in a WWE stranghold and sent me to ICU....because I would have de-glorified his a$$ !!! But I ain't no sucka!! I'M CALLING YOU OUT TEDDY!!! COME AND GET IT!!! I'LL BRING THE GUITARS (because I am sure that yours is done for since you used it for illegitimate reasons)....I'M CHALLENGING YOU FROM THE DEPTH OF MY SOULLLLLL!!!!

SIDENOTE: I do not take physical abuse as a joke...regardless if it is used as "discipline". Teddy absolutely took it too far. I hope that no one was offended by my tangent.

Mafia, not the Wars

I ended my Thanksgiving break by spending time with "The Table" They are my friends from High School.

The name comes from the lunch room table we would meet at in the morning, lunch and in passing times.

Our group consists of 8-12 people (it depends on relationship management). We are an odd group because we are large in size and are not all best friends but something ties us together and I don't see us loosing contact... ever.

Without knowing, we organized our group beyond a click into some type of social order. We always look to plan events for The Table and we take into consideration "voting", researching and lobbying lol Yes it is as crazy as it sounds but this same group of people has been functioning like this for the past four years even though our personal lives have gone in different directions.

We will most likely be "The Table" when we are in our 30s, 40s and 50s.

(Above) Here we are in the Sleep session of our favorite intellectual social game called MAFIA It's a complicated game that promotes and hones the skills of lying, diversion, and whit.

This game can be seen in the horror movie CRY WOLF (Click here for the movie) Where private school students play a similar game where they have to find a killer amongst themselves. This game really does make you a well practiced liar and deceiver. I guess thats kinda bad hmm? But then again it also lets you practice reading people to find out who is lying. You should look it up and try it some time.

Lets keep the momentum going. See yall on Winter Break

The Table

2004-present

BS at its Best

Apparently Serena Williams macho a$$ got disqualified from the US Open for SUPPOSEDLY threatening to kill the referee after a bad call. You can see in the video that Serena let her beastly appearance take over her mouth and she started whoopin' a$$ with her words. But I truly don't think that she said she would kill her. This ref looks far from important to say such nonsense. You save those words in times of domestic violence.

But what's worse....how do you think the opponent feels??...She was basically sent to the finals by default. Not necessarily earned. Ehhh...I doubt she's trippin'. She's gettin' PAID!!!

Check it:

School of Rock

So unfortunate to you all, I have been slightly M.I.A from the blog for a little while. I know how rumors spread so let me stop some of them now: NO there was not any "falling out" between my fellow monarchs and I. NO I do not have AIDS. NO I did not get swooped up by a rich celebrity and leave due to my diva status. and YES..I am FARRRR from pregnant. So that's that.

It's actually nothing big really. For the most part, school is in the way. I am working towards graduating next year and I have a lot of things on my plate (All of my scholars know how that goes). HOWEVER (and that is a BIG "however" not just because it is in capital letters)....I will admit that I made a recent purchase that resulted in a disbandment from the computer altogether. I bought this:



Not just the game...but this ish came with the drum set, guitar, AND a mic! I have been rockin' WAY too hard and WAYYY past my bedtime on most nights. Lord help me! This game has truly corrupted my brain:

-I bought the mini version of it on my iTouch.

-I count music notes instead of counting sheep in my dreams now

-I dress like Jimi Hendrix to social gatherings.

-I am on a hiatus from any other genre of music besides rock (excluding my Blueprint 3 cd)

-I am about to attend my FIRST rock concert ever (Blink 182, All American Rejects, and Fall Out Boy)...pretty good concert nonetheless

I think that this dark-Ozzy Osbourne-looking spirit that is over me is finally starting to surpass. As you can see, I have finally made a post and I even have the urge to continue. For a full hour, I traded my drumsticks for a book and actually studied!! I have even started answering Octavious' phone calls again!

Pray that my addiction will falter....For I am burdened.

AIN'T GETTING NO SLEEP!

IF YALL DON'T SEE ME, TWIGGY OR NICHOLS ACCOMPLISH
BLAME IT ON THIS

WIN & LOST

WIN

-- Lakers win 2009 NBA Finals championship (Lakers 15th win)
-- Phil Jackson is a BEAST!
-- Kobe can smile and wave to Shaq for sayin he couldn't do it without him
-- Pau Gasol can laugh at Pietrus for giving him that jealous a** flagrant foul the other night.

LOST

-- Orlando Magic.....duh (one game under ur belt tho guys! cheer up!)

-- Poor Dwight Howard (Ur marvelous body is still adored though...)

-- Riot in LA after the game winner (smashed cars and buglary. smh)...25 ppl arrested

Man look at this ninja. If you look at the pics, ain't a black person in sight. But they would catch this ONE negro stealing an armful of Nike boxes from a shoe store. *shakin my head* DANG BROTHA!

A Love Affair | Twiggy & her Wii

The only thing I play on my Nintendo Wii is the Wii Fit....and that's not even playing. That's a workout! literally! But every now and then...boredom enters my life and I must change up the style. I pulled out my old games and came upon Mario Party 8. Oh how I love this game!

I play with Yoshi...and only Yoshi. Me and him have a bond....





...because me and Yoshi always win....and no...the comp players were not put on easy. I play them on NORMAL baby! haha

Victory...

Basking in my win.

SCHOOL'S ALMOST IN SESSION....

...time to bring out the JENGA pieces!!!

Hi...My name is Twiggy..and I'm a VSide-aholic...

OK! I'M BACK!

So i've been gone for quite awhile. Of course, the holidays + family has taken up a lot of my time but you see that hasn't stopped my fellow Monarchs. Therefore, I will have to admit the OTHER reason that i have been absent. *sigh*

So there's this game called VSide. lol. IT'S THE SH!T...Well to me it is....and maybe to my fellow Monarch, The Skipper. (LMAO!) ANYwhooo...VSide is a virtual game where you "party online". Plenty of people on there and i'm just now hearing bout it. Anyway, you go to clubs, house parties and make moves by "leanin wit it" and hittin the MJ on sum asses. You shop (YES!)..the fits are actually not bad either. lol. And you chat with others online. There's drama like in real life. So it gets kinda interesting.

However, i'm easing off a little now. and continuing my journey IRL (IRL means "In Real Life" on Vside. LOL). But if you ever see me on VSide, holla at me....Loveforkix is the name. =)

IF YOU WANNA PARTY WIT ME ON VSIDE, MAKE AN ACCOUNT AND DOWNLOAD HERE!

want your chance to hit bush?

WELL MANY HAVE SEEN THE VIDEO BUT HAVE YALL PLAYED THE ACTUAL GAME? WELL HERE IT IS, ENJOY!!!!!!..............LOL
http://bushbash.flashgressive.de/

I'm Addicted To Virtual Reality

Everyone who knows Twiggy (i mean...REALLY knows Twiggy) knows that she has a strange love for any type of virtual reality game. This includes the games on Gamehouse where you serve food to customers and sh*t. All i buy is cooking games for the Wii. I stay on VSide. And I am saving my last earnings on the Sims 3. WELL....I have found a new game (ohhhhhh myyyyyy goooooooddddd)....It's called This is Vegas. Totally interactive! I'm bout to go gamble! I'm bout to go race! I'm bout to go get the muthaf*ckin party started! LOL! Check it out!