I'd Rather Walk Barefoot to My Destination...

...than to buy a car from these folks.

Who Remembers???

I remember back in the early years of high school (like im really that old...lol) looking at sites like Eastcoastryders.com thinking , "man i can't wait till get my money, my whip gone be tighttttttttt!" lol... And I remember funny convos with my homies that was full of noises/phrases like "deeeeee" "awww snap(me)" "thats crucial".... lol. Random I know, but when I saw these images I instanlty got a feeling of high school nostalgia... lol good times good times








goodite yall.....

PSA for hoes in the fast lane

I am soooo over traffic! I have the hardest time getting to school in the morning because the St. Louis area decides to do the bulk of their construction at high points in traffic. Today I felt like exploding in a large-sized flame on the highway. Hopefully my life would be revived and I would get a new car. But ANYwhoo...that's besides the point. Besides the excessive brake lights and snail-like speeds, impatient drivers in bad weather conditions is what REALLY grinds my gears! If you ride my bumper...and I have no way of speeding up due to a car literally 2 inches in front of me...where do you think that will get you??...NO WHERE!! So not only did you just make yourself upset for no reason but you made me even MORE irritated than I already was and now you have given me a reason to put a hit out on you....but I digress. I am not a violent person.

However, while sitting in traffic...of course I have nothing to do but think. I came up with the idea of putting a LED screen in the back of my car for wreckless drivers behind me to read. The closer you are to my bumper...the easier it is for you to read and that means this message was obviously directed at you. Here are some of the things that my LED screen would read:

• Good morning hoes!!

• I can extract rifles out the back of my tires....don't make me use them

• Where ya headed???...NO WHERE!

• Care to get in an accident today?

• Care to lose the case?

• I can extract midgets with armed weapons out the back of my trunk...don't make me use them.

• Please stop....don't make me "get buck"

• "Who gon' check meh boo?"

• *insert middle finger here*

• I hate my car anyway. And I would love your money. Can't wait for you to hit it *smile*

• "I say whoops...up..side ya head. I say whoops upside ya head"

WHO GON HELP ME CREATE THIS?!....(After this, we will be inventing a teleporting machine. Get ready)

Honda Hovercraft

So it seems Honda has come up with a futuristic concept for a hovercraft car, people always said the future would be flying cars lol. Specs include four high powered turbine engines that can reach 350mph and the whole thing is guided by two joy sticks and GPS so no one runs into each other. It even has retractable wheels for those who still want to use the ground for traveling. Don't know if this will really go into testing or not but I hope so, it would be dope! via yankodesign

NESBITT PASSION

IF IT DON'T HAVE RUST, CRUST, OR DUST........... ITS NOT A MUST!

NESBITT IS KNOWN FOR GETTING OVERLY USED VEHICLES, TAKE A LOOK AT HIS PASSED DEALS............

Mercury Mystique '95

'90 Acura Legend

1984 Delta88

'93 Lincoln Continental

The REAL Fantasy Ride...screw Ciara

2009 Infiniti G Convertible

(Twiggy's in love)

Pieces of a Wack 2009 for Mr. Nesbitt

Man o Man. These past few weeks have been mighty trashy for Mr. Nesbitt. And I was there to experience most of it.

First, he's excited because he gets a new SD card in the mail. He was about to go crazy with the blog posting. Turn for the worst: his SD card won't read on his comp...or sumthin like that. Either way it goes...the sh*t wasn't workin. *sigh* Less than an hour later...he goes to get on his laptop and *insert BOMB here*...it FAILS! There goes the black screen with all the random white text on it [view pic below]


...from the picture you can tell that he is obviously saddened by this situation. Unexpectedly, he has to spend that money he's been making on a new laptop (because Mr. Nesbitt cannot breathe without a laptop). He gets his new, shiny red laptop and is happy. Into the week...he drops this laptop. *sigh* It works...but not for long. Turns out the battery won't charge anymore! *sigh* He had to send this one back so they could repair the damage. During this process, he found out that the tech in the bookstore could have fixed his old laptop for a lil over 50 bucks......WAYYYY less than what he payed for that shiny red laptop...that is now broken. *sigh* Poor Mr. Nesbitt...


If it couldn't get any worse.....

So me and Mr. Nesbitt were about to take a trip to the mall to get his lil sis something for her birthday. (Isn't that special?) He stops to get gas and we were on our way.......or were we?? As we take off, the Luxury Continental starts doing this "galloping" movement instead of the smooth drive. We're bouncin around like popcorn and I see Mr. Nesbitt's eyes widen. He gets out and sees whats wrong.....well....his front tire is so flat that the rim is touching the ground. *shakin my head* We "gallop" to the air pump and pay that 75 cent so we can get this moving.....well....that was a waste of 75 cents because the hole in his tire was so big that ALL the air was coming right back out. I, Twiggy, don't deal with cars period and Mr. Nesbitt doesn't deal with tires...so who's gonna change his tire?...Luckily we can call a friend in need...that would be D.Hall.

This story is long. So let's rush it:
• The donut tire is freakin' screwed in to his trunk so it took hella long to get that out
• Mr. Nesbitt didn't want to get his pewter Jordan 1s dirty so this resulted in the wear of these old ass white FILAs
• D.Hall and Mr. Nesbitt get beaten by the trunk and cause major damage to their bodies (lol)
• This car is so "luxurious" that when they were about to change the tire, they found that one of the bolts were locked (this resulted in a quiet tantrum from Mr. Nesbitt).
• We have to drive/gallop down the street to an auto place in order to get this locked bolt off

HOWEVER...

The good thing was that the guy at the auto place got the locked bolt off successfully, got Mr. Nesbitt a new/used tire, and put this tire on all for the price of like 30 bucks. That's a bet!

After all was said and done...we still made that trip to the mall....

...and you have to find humor in situations...

Try This!

http://www.counterfeitmini.com/main.swf

This is actually pretty amusing, you get slap some one silly for buying a mini LOL!!! Try it Out...