Showing posts with label red carpet. Show all posts
Showing posts with label red carpet. Show all posts

1.31.2010

I breathe this Luxury

Neophyte Illuminati taking notes from Prophyte Illuminati
New Pokemon: Zapdos evolved!
I think Rhianna and M.J.Bleige shared the same hair
pu$$y power ranger Fergie

The Carters, and their nephew (Solange's child)
Crazy ass Rhi-Rhi
Bey"tit"once
Couture Hoes
Eddie Murphy's Daughter and Pleasure P
Ms. Keri Bayyybbbeee
Usher is happy to be divorced! and the beautifully aged Mya
I fux with Lady Gaga #RopeLightDress
Jennifer Hudson in Victoria Beckham Dress
(Losing that weight)



1.29.2010

Inglorious SAG Awards

Outstanding Performance by a Cast in a Motion Picture:
INGLORIOUS BASTARDS
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When watching a film I can almost determine who will be nominated by the middle of the story.
Christoph Waltz was the scariest, and most calm person ever. If you have seen this film, you know his character was a crazy Mofo and we are lucky that Hitler was in charge instead of him. lol
Outstanding Performance by a Male:
Christoph Waltz
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My other favorite mentions who were nominated but didn't beat out Precious:
Diane Kruger

Eli Roth
(Not Sylar, or New Spock)

12.07.2009

Soul Train Awards 2009

Firstly I would like to thank Letoya Luckett for Dressing at the Soul Train Awards as she does for any other award show. She looks great!
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As for these Other Mofos WTF Happened?
Sean-Paul Has no business being there in the fist place, and then he wears this out fit from the Express clearance rack.
And Charlie Last Name Wilson, I did not know his wife was a White Woman with no neck. They are some scary looking people. lol

We all love Keri Hilson, and Its hard for her to look bad, but When You compare her to how she is at the Grammy, BET, and MTV awards, she probably said " Soul Train awards? lets go to Dots real quick" This dress is hella cheap and baggy looking.
Ole Dirty Bastard (Brian McKnight)
I like that Angie Stone works on her body, but That Charlotte Russe Belt cocked to the side and this Joann Fabric is not whats up.
I will always see her(Keisha Knight Pullam) as a Crack hoe from Tyler Perry Movies now. She tried to rock the popular Shoulder Work trend but you are not supposed to shrug your shoulders in these dresses, it looks like a hanger is still in it lol
Do you remember how clean Anthony Hamilton was on the Al Green tribute at the BET Awards, tisk tisk .and Ledisi. . . I'm sorry but bitch you been dead lmao

10.11.2009

From Head to....knee??

Trina was recently spotted at the BET Hip Hop Awards (which airs October 27th). I actually loved her outfit when I first spotted her. Dope blouse...nice jewelery...my type of skirt. Much props to the lady (who has really came up in the fashion world by the way...compared to her looks in the "Nann Nigga" video). Check her out real quick:


Saw that pic and of course...me being who I am...I couldn't wait to see her shoe game for the night....well......that was a NO-GO!!



WTF!!! She looks like an amputee!...like she was in a horrible accident and there was no saving her feet. So they cut them mugs off and put these brace boots on her. I can dig boots with this outfit but not the kind that the hospital provides for you...


Only things she's missin is her wheelchair...

8.19.2009

Crack is Wack

So me and Mr. Nesbitt like to peruse the Red Carpet Fashion Awards site every now and then and judge people (check it out HERE). It's basically a site that shows celebrities/socialites wearing fashions from runway or from popular clothing stores. Mr. Nesbitt likes to guess outfits that I would like and I like to dream that I had those outfits. Well the other day, we scrolled into horror land (on accident) and saw Miss Lindsay Lohan. Now we ALL know that this chick has been goin' thru major stuff...but I guess it didn't really hit neither me nor Nesbitt until we saw this picture. I mean look at the image above...(*breaks so you all can truly study the image*).....Doesn't she look like a CERTIFIED CRACK HOE!?? I mean WOW! She looks like a heroine abuser from the mid '90s. Lindsay...I can't take this anymore. I coulda sworn you were gonna get better like Britney did. But this look right here made it sort of official. You are actually a crack hoe. *bows head down in shame and sighs* I will give you the benefit of the doubt. But if only we could go back to the days when you were in Freaky Friday....I will even take Parent Trap if that's what's offered. *shrug*

6.29.2009

Lil Mamma's Hair

Niatia Jessica Kirkland (Lil Mama) Your hair is a fool. . .

Michael Jackson Fall Trend Report

Keri Hilson is my winner for the MJ fashion tribute
Ok, Please Mark my words: because of the Unfortunate events every one switched their outfits to a MJ tribute, and some did very well, and others did exact copies. This fall people will be going hard with military jackets, sparkling embellishments and pointed shoulders.
Tribute Outfits are Organized From Best- Worst.






BET Red Carpet 2009

As you know last night was the BET awards and There was some good and bad. I will say I love Taraji and she looked hella sexy in this dress but that Helmet mullet is not whats up.

As I predicted Beyonce wore Balmain. She has been the walking advertisement for them for the last few months. But she really stopped traffic with her shoes.
Oh but Look Who went in Beyonce's Closet. Yea some people were tripping off the fact that Letoya Luckett wore beyonce's trademark designer, I dont really care because I actually like her dress better.
Ms. Keri Baby! she was best dressed.
Ms. Keys came as we usually see her, in soft bohemian colors, and eastern inspired fabrics and embellishments.
Cassie, we have seen you but naked so I guess there is no reason to cover up. This dress is whats up, I like it.
Estelle is the closet thing to the runway you can get. And she does it in this denim Acne dress.
Ciara, NO!!!
Amerie, T shirt and my panties on NO!!! (she still badd though)
Keke, She is 15 and I think she looks great for her age, not too much, not to kiddie.
Zoey Saldana (star wars) Looked really elegant and upscale. She doesn't succumb to all the hood diva glamor. good job. Nice and clean.
Tyra, get yo old ass on some where.