12.02.2009

Beware Of Those Golf Clubs Tiger!!

So everyone heard of the car accident that Tiger Woods was involved in..(if you haven't, GOOGLE IT!...its time to become aware of funny ish people!!!!) ANYwhoooo...it is very random & suspicious to get in an accident at a random time at night/morning...into your neighbors fire hydrant/tree....without involving alcohol. Your wife has to save you with golf clubs by knocking out the window EVEN tho the accident wasn't ALL that bad....hmmmm......*Long pause with a raised eyebrow*.....my thoughts exactly. Sounds like:

SOMEONE IS CHEATING!!!....and SOMEONE FOUND OUT!

So Tiger & his wife weren't tryin' to peep about the situation, but you know...once the side-chick gets word that this is becoming farely popular, the idea of (*insert light bulb here*) FAME takes over like an infectious disease. So she's throwing out all the evidence...freaky text messages and even a voicemail that insists on hiding that evidence. Check it out real quick:


TEXT MESSAGES

"I will wear you out...when was the last time you got (bleeped)?" one message read.

Another one from Tiger read, "Send me something very naughty...Go to the bathroom and take (a picture)."


VOICEMAIL



*shaking my head* Tiger, Tiger, Tiger. Like @DragonFlyJonez says..."Tiger shoulda been f*ckin with us...watch how much "they" support him in this crisis.."

2 comments:

OcTaViUs said...

i wanna here his voice hella bad sayin that

OcTaViUs said...

damn man that voice mail shit! he was sweating n shit