10.12.2009

MY BROTHER IS CRAZY

Aries Baker (my bro) is one of the most funny phuckers i know! every since he's been on facebook to express himself I think his humor has gotten better. I think saying whatever the PHUCK you want makes every step in life much better. He and John nichols are the top 2 phuckers of doing so. Check out some of his facebook thoughts so you can get a better understanding.....

Have anyone every seen a white roach I have.. Thinking shakin my head.. "how in the fuck did that happen."Funny, that shit scared the fuck out of me I didn't know what to do kill that bitch or follow it lol


Shit I get home and the only one I have to talk to is my dog (Dolce) he sit there with his head cock to the side .. He can't speak but he understand ... Shit, it's good he can't talk because everything I say is right and he can't say shit to prove me wrong.......


**Random Thoughts** When you in the shower and you have to pe-pe, do you get out or pee in the shower..........


WARNING WARNING ! ! ! ! If you have a cheap brand of bathroom tissue, it may break while wipein your ass .. this may resort in what we call shit fingers. Please let this be a warning to those that shop at corner stores... and please wash your hands .............


Has anyone mastered pissing with a morning hard on?


HOPEFULLY YOU GET WHAT I MEAN ABOUT THIS FOOL, IF YOU DON'T YOU AIN'T $H*T AND I PROBABLY WOULDN'T PHUCK WITH YOU.
BYE

3 comments:

Nichols Accomplished said...

Pissing while hard is the wildest shit in the world... You have to back against the wall, lean forward, push your dick down, and will still probably piss all over the fucking toilet. It's a gamble everytime!

Twiggy Loveforkix said...

LMAO @ "It's a gamble every time!"

Twiggy Loveforkix said...

and the white roach one was HELLA funny!