Club Clothes

Brace yourself because this post goes out to all the cats who buy an outfit for that night to wear to the club and wear it throughout the week until the next club session. I know who you are (don't fux with me). Working retail can be a trip sometimes especially dealing with the every-day customer that smells like booty and weed. I ask myself every time I work on the weekend "Why are you buying expensive ass clothes when your armpits smell like a whole order of pork fried rice with extra egg and sprouts??!!" Come on fam...I know you can smell yourself...and let's not mention the weed in your pocket. I think cats like to carry around weed to make themselves seem like a threat (i don't get it), but majority of the cats who come through reek of cannabis. I would think they would at least bathe but they have to have the latest fusions before anything! (Yes...Jordan fusions...because Retros do not sale anymore, but I will save the Jordan sneaker talk for another post because this is strictly for my poor D boys). I'm not dissing anyone at all because they are dissing themselves smelling like that. At times i see these cats in the mall...not buying anything...just scalping for chicks. Not a good look but I heard you can find a winner at the mall (lowkey hood chick). You can always tell club clothes from regular clothes. Here is an example:

COMMENT PLZ...... WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ABOUT CLUB CLOTHES?

Strange'

Ok let me educate and instigate. Amber isn't doing some random shit, but she is paying homage to a legend in the model game. and I dont like it!! Amber is not ready to do the GRACE JONES!

Grace Jones is revered by the fashion world, where as everyone else only knows her as Strange' in Boomerang. She is one of the girls greatest models and till this day no other model has matched her physique. (She is built like a phat boote' mannequin").

Grace Jones is legendary for this photo, they didn't do photoshop back then, this is just baby oil and body! I really hope the next generation doesn't forget about her, cuz Amber fuckin it up!!

To: Mr. Nesbitt From: ?

“Get some real fashion sense yours seems forced and fake”

My response to my dreaded Honesty Box. . .

I guess this is success creeping in? My fashion sense has gotten me a little further up than you.

People either take pity on the lacking, or hate the Successful. So your shallow comment makes my day.

You have to remember this Fake fashion pays my bills, and keeps me in the blackberry's of Bosses. How about you?

And if you are "trying" to help a fake fashion victim such as my self, please respond with some tips. . . hoe! lol

(I'm sorry for calling you a hoe, to write in my honesty box, that means you're on my friend list, which means you probably smile in my face when you see me, you are low enough, I don't want to push you lower.)

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A king get's kicked hardest when He's down, and even harder when he is getting up. I can't take it I Heart HATE Haters with a passion, Please don't hate me. . . Please.

I HATE BAD NEWS

@nikestore COMFIRMED IT

The launch of the Air Foamposite One (Black/Metallic Copper) has been postponed indefinitely. We will update when more info is available.

"Mama who dis hoe?"

Good Morning!

New Pokemon: Aretha-Bear

ALL HE WANNA DO IS PLAY BASKETBALL

SO I KNOW YOU ALL HEARD ABOUT ALLEN IVERSON WALKING OUT ON THE MEMPHIS GRIZZLES BECAUSE HE WAS THE 6TH MAN. WELL THIS FOOL IS BACK AND GUESS WHO PICKED HIM UP? THE 76ERS, CHECK OUT HIS PRESS CONFERENCE AS HE POORS HIS HEART OUT ABOUT HIS LOVE OF THE GAME.

GUCCI WENT CLASSICAL

FUK! I DON'T WANNA LIKE THIS $HIT BUT IM SORRY I DO LOL THIS ISH IS HELLA FUNNY, GUCCI GOT OPERA SINGERS NOW. CHECK THIS JOINT OUT

THE ALBUM DROPPED TODAY FYI

I liked her a couple post ago

DAMN DAMN DAMN! Am I wrong for judging people by their fashion? Well so be it muthaFreaker! Tracee Ellis Ross look like Andy Cap

I don't think I like her as much anymore after seeing her in those big ass Toys R Us Giraffe heels, with leather skin on her legs. Freak it here is the pic. Sry Tracee you are outta my top 5.

CAN'T BELIEVE I WATCHED THIS

YALL REMEMBER THIS CAT RIGHT?

WELL WHAT ABOUT THIS ONE?

DON'T MIND FLO RIDA EITHER LOL

OR THOSE DAMN BERMUDA SHORTS TAHJ HAS ON #GAY$HIT

WHY SAMMY?

SAMMY IS MOS DEF THE TALK ON THE NET! HE'S MORE FAMOUS THEN EVER SINCE HE FUK UP HIS FACE....LOL CHECK TWITTER.COM AND SEE THE COMMENTS

SHAME I NO CATS JUST LIKE THIS

DON'T PHUCK WITH HER, HER BDAY TOMORROW

PLEASE LOOK AT THE ENTIRE VIDEO

Crackhead Hooker Maces KId - watch more funny videos

HELP THEM LORD

I WOULD TELL YOU TO TURN ON VOICE CAPTION BUT ONLY GOD COULD HELP US FIGURE OUT WHAT THE HELL THESE GUYS ARE SAYING. Oj da Juiceman is probably the ugliest, poor excuse, non talented individual EVER. "HUNHNG" IS THE WORD HE SAID DURING 39SEC INTO THE VID, PLZ TELL ME WHAT THAT MEANT. "DISTAPUTER" WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!!!!!!!! GUCCI DID NO JUSTICE AT ALL.

UPDATE ON THE BALLOON BOY

SO APPARENTLY THE 6 YEAR OLD BOY WASN'T IN THE HOT AIR BALLOON AFTER ALL. HE WAS FOUND HIDING IN THE ATTIC OF THE PARENTS HOME!

WTF KIND ON ISH IS THAT!!!!!!!!

NOT THE REAL BOY LOL I FOUND THIS ON GOOGLE lol

NOW I CAN REALLY CRACK UP FROM ALL THE TERRIBLE TWEETS FROM EARLIER THAT WAS @THEBALLOONBOY

Cool!!Now i can REALLY clown his James and the Giant Peach,kid from Dubble Bubble Rapper, Rocky from Bullwinkle show ass! DRAGONFLY JONEZ

RT @Mademonarch_O I feel sorry for the producers who made the movie "UP" that Lil Dude fucked b

I really hope lil Falcon is ok..I sincerely do..but I cant get this song out my head now...---> http://bit.ly/r94mT

Ok...I can crack jokes on this poor kid who's floating away as long as he's not hurt yet right??

I wish my name was falcon MADEMONARCH_O

That was gucci mane in that balloon MADEMONARCH_O

WTF! BREAKING NEWS PPL!

MY DUDE WILL HUMP JUST SHOWED ME A TWEET FROM @THESHOEGAME TALKIN ABOUT A 6 YEAR OLD BOY WHO FLOATED AWAY IN A HOMEMADE HOT AIR BALLOON. HERE IS THE LINK FOR MORE INFOhttp://www.cnn.com/2009/US/10/15/colorado.boy.balloon/index.html

From Head to....knee??

Trina was recently spotted at the BET Hip Hop Awards (which airs October 27th). I actually loved her outfit when I first spotted her. Dope blouse...nice jewelery...my type of skirt. Much props to the lady (who has really came up in the fashion world by the way...compared to her looks in the "Nann Nigga" video). Check her out real quick:

Saw that pic and of course...me being who I am...I couldn't wait to see her shoe game for the night....well......that was a NO-GO!!

WTF!!! She looks like an amputee!...like she was in a horrible accident and there was no saving her feet. So they cut them mugs off and put these brace boots on her. I can dig boots with this outfit but not the kind that the hospital provides for you...

Only things she's missin is her wheelchair...

Whoop Dat Hoe!!

Ok, so I am definitely an advocate for equality in all fields. For some reason many people are surprised that this Asian lady MOLLYWOPS this black lady.

They were on a bus in San Fransisco fighting over a seat. You can clearly see the Asian lady is talking to her people saying "This Bitch ain't Right" (in her own language of course)

And the Black lady is of course not paying attention to anything else, she is eye-t0-eye and ready to bang, All she i s saying is "Put yo hands on me".

Everybody knows when you say "PUT YO HANDS ON ME" you are definitely about to get yo ass whooped.

Look at that, Got Knocked up side that little Peanut head, and got

KICKED IN THE CHEST AND BACK!!

AND GOT PUT OFF THE BUS!!

What tha PHERK?!?!?!?

Now Why aint no body tell me that MACY GRAY was on Dancing with the stars,

She is crazy and weird and I can't help but watch her lol

DON'T LAUGH AMERICA!!!!!

She got kicked off after this. I still love this crazy crack hoe!

DO IT RIGHT!

So not too long ago, Keri Hilson performed in Atlanta for their Black Gay Pride festival. That's cool and all but I have an issue I need to put on the table. I can get down with whoever (I am speaking of a friendship basis for all you pervs that took that the wrong way). BUT if you are a dude-girl or a girl-dude (in other words...a "transgender")...PLEASE do it right! Check out this dude-girl on the left of Keri in the picture. Ugly I know...but go down to them legs!!! Good Gracious Almighty!! Surgery instruments and lotion needs to fall from the sky and heal them legs. Check out the legs again in the pic below:

TRAGIC!!! Those heels are about to say "F**K THE WORLD!"..'cuz they ain't gon last long. Back to what I was saying..if you are going to switch it up..PLEASE be able to do it smoothly. Because that right there is ROUGH!

P.S. Me and Keri are back together. I left her for a second because I fell in love with Rihanna's wardrobe but it's all good now.