#HelpHaiti

Yesterday, Haiti was hit with a 7.0-magnitude earthquake (followed by a series of strong aftershocks) that spawned complete, utter chaos and destruction upon the country.....needless to say, the death toll is outstandingly high. Buildings collapsed on top of each other...including schools, hospitals, and the embassy. Many dead bodies were found under the rubble. However, you can hear many people yelling and crying for help as they are trapped under the fallen structures. The worst hit was an impoverished area called Port-Au-Prince. Haiti was already aware of their poorly constructed buildings so, of course, it was nearly impossible to withstand a heavy-hitting natural disaster such as this. Obama is already sending troops and prayers out to help with the devastation....along with surrounding countries. Countries such as Spain and the Dominican Republic were also hit with the earthquake but none suffered superabundant damages like Haiti.

DO YOUR PART TO HELP THE CAUSE!!!

Disaster relief organizations are mobilizing to aid Haiti - and are asking or help. Funds are needed to provide enough safe water, temporary shelter and vital medical supplies.

UNICEF and Save the Children already have emergency teams in Haiti, and the Red Cross has released $200,000 in disaster funds.

You can donate to these groups:

- Text Yele. Wyclef Jean is urging donors to text 'Yele' to 501501 and make a $5 contribution to the relief effort over cell phone. Click here to get more information via Wyclef's Twitter page.

- Save the Children. Donate at savethechildren.org or make checks out to "Save the Children" and mail to: Save the Children Income Processing Department, 54 Wilton Road, Westport, Conn. 06880

- UNICEF. Go online to unicefusa.org/haitiquake or call (800) 4UNICEF.

- Red Cross. Go online to redcross.org and click Donate, or call (800) REDCROSS.

- Direct Relief International. Donate online at directrelief.org.

- Mercy Corp. Go online to mercycorps.org or mail checks to Haiti Earthquake Fund, Dept. NR, PO Box 2669, Portland, Ore. 97208 or call (888) 256-1900

To find information about friends and family in Haiti: The U.S. State Department set up a toll-free number to call for information about family members in Haiti: 1-888-407-4747.

via: NY Daily News

Disasters like this happen every now and then, but people care less when it doesn't hit close to home. All I can say is, put yourself in their shoes. What if your family and/or friends were there? What if this was you?!...caught in all of this against your choice. I'm not saying to gather your "troops" and head to Haiti (unless you are able)....but do your part by participating in these EASY ways to help out. TAKE A STAND PEOPLE!!!

The Monarchs are working on a plan to help out in our own way. Watch out for us and SUPPORT!!

ALL HE WANNA DO IS PLAY BASKETBALL

SO I KNOW YOU ALL HEARD ABOUT ALLEN IVERSON WALKING OUT ON THE MEMPHIS GRIZZLES BECAUSE HE WAS THE 6TH MAN. WELL THIS FOOL IS BACK AND GUESS WHO PICKED HIM UP? THE 76ERS, CHECK OUT HIS PRESS CONFERENCE AS HE POORS HIS HEART OUT ABOUT HIS LOVE OF THE GAME.

POLO FAIL

STRANGE THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PRODUCTS BUT I NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE.

YES THAT POLO RANGER IS EATING MY HAND, It must have been a TOTAL DEFECT WITH THIS PARTICULAR BOOT. LOOKS LIKE RALPH LAUREN NEEDS TO STEP HIS SWEAT SHOP GAME UP.

Beware Of Those Golf Clubs Tiger!!

So everyone heard of the car accident that Tiger Woods was involved in..(if you haven't, GOOGLE IT!...its time to become aware of funny ish people!!!!) ANYwhoooo...it is very random & suspicious to get in an accident at a random time at night/morning...into your neighbors fire hydrant/tree....without involving alcohol. Your wife has to save you with golf clubs by knocking out the window EVEN tho the accident wasn't ALL that bad....hmmmm......*Long pause with a raised eyebrow*.....my thoughts exactly. Sounds like:

SOMEONE IS CHEATING!!!....and SOMEONE FOUND OUT!

So Tiger & his wife weren't tryin' to peep about the situation, but you know...once the side-chick gets word that this is becoming farely popular, the idea of (*insert light bulb here*) FAME takes over like an infectious disease. So she's throwing out all the evidence...freaky text messages and even a voicemail that insists on hiding that evidence. Check it out real quick:

TEXT MESSAGES

"I will wear you out...when was the last time you got (bleeped)?" one message read.

Another one from Tiger read, "Send me something very naughty...Go to the bathroom and take (a picture)."

VOICEMAIL

*shaking my head* Tiger, Tiger, Tiger. Like @DragonFlyJonez says..."Tiger shoulda been f*ckin with us...watch how much "they" support him in this crisis.."

MY FAM IS SO HOOD

SO WHO AM I GON STAY WITH OVER THE WEEKEND? WORD AROUND MY HOUSE MY SISTER ABOUT TO GET READY FOR THANKSGIVING, AND IM NOT TALKIN ABOUT NO GOOD $HIT EITHER IM TALKIN ABOUT THAT $HIT $HIT ........

2much ish

The other day I made a tweet about me having more jackets then shirts, well I guess having more really paid off in a bad WAY! I was settling in from a hood ass experience (KARMA) you no getting all my stuff together hanging up clothing and this happened.

I officially have

way to much $hit! my whole damn shelf collapsed with every jordan box on the ground! talking about a $hit face man the only thing I could do is shake my head. Well It will stay like this for min until someone comes and help me clean.

SILENCE IS GOLDEN

WHY SAMMY?

SAMMY IS MOS DEF THE TALK ON THE NET! HE'S MORE FAMOUS THEN EVER SINCE HE FUK UP HIS FACE....LOL CHECK TWITTER.COM AND SEE THE COMMENTS

KISS THE RING

THE LAKERS RECENTLY RECEIVED THEIR CHAMPIONSHIP RINGS AND MAN TALK ABOUT BALLING TYPE ISH, EACH RING WAS $30,000 AND THIS IS WHY.

The design of the rings requesting that 14 diamonds, representing the 14 championships, surround a center gold trophy which symbolizes the 15th. They also requested that each player have their face & jersey number chiseled into the side of the rings.

The Staples center shaped rings come in a dual LED lit box.

DON'T PHUCK WITH HER, HER BDAY TOMORROW

PLEASE LOOK AT THE ENTIRE VIDEO

Crackhead Hooker Maces KId - watch more funny videos

wildest $hit i ever seen

WTF! BREAKING NEWS PPL!

MY DUDE WILL HUMP JUST SHOWED ME A TWEET FROM @THESHOEGAME TALKIN ABOUT A 6 YEAR OLD BOY WHO FLOATED AWAY IN A HOMEMADE HOT AIR BALLOON. HERE IS THE LINK FOR MORE INFOhttp://www.cnn.com/2009/US/10/15/colorado.boy.balloon/index.html

FAME KILLS CANCELLED!!!!

SO IF YOU NO SOMEONE WHO BOUGHT TICKETS OR PLANS ON IT, TELL THEM TO MAKE A MIXTAPE AND FEATURE THEM TWO TOGETHER BECAUSE THIS PIC BELOW IS THE CLOSES YOU WILL SEE THEM TOGETHER

ART BY OCTAVIUS

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

DO IT RIGHT!

So not too long ago, Keri Hilson performed in Atlanta for their Black Gay Pride festival. That's cool and all but I have an issue I need to put on the table. I can get down with whoever (I am speaking of a friendship basis for all you pervs that took that the wrong way). BUT if you are a dude-girl or a girl-dude (in other words...a "transgender")...PLEASE do it right! Check out this dude-girl on the left of Keri in the picture. Ugly I know...but go down to them legs!!! Good Gracious Almighty!! Surgery instruments and lotion needs to fall from the sky and heal them legs. Check out the legs again in the pic below:

TRAGIC!!! Those heels are about to say "F**K THE WORLD!"..'cuz they ain't gon last long. Back to what I was saying..if you are going to switch it up..PLEASE be able to do it smoothly. Because that right there is ROUGH!

P.S. Me and Keri are back together. I left her for a second because I fell in love with Rihanna's wardrobe but it's all good now.

BS at its Best

Apparently Serena Williams macho a$$ got disqualified from the US Open for SUPPOSEDLY threatening to kill the referee after a bad call. You can see in the video that Serena let her beastly appearance take over her mouth and she started whoopin' a$$ with her words. But I truly don't think that she said she would kill her. This ref looks far from important to say such nonsense. You save those words in times of domestic violence.

But what's worse....how do you think the opponent feels??...She was basically sent to the finals by default. Not necessarily earned. Ehhh...I doubt she's trippin'. She's gettin' PAID!!!

Check it:

RIP Baatin

Is this year not CRAZY?! Another fallen warrior in the movement of GOOD music!!! Baatin from Slum Village passes on. Moments like this really make you appreciate life and all of the wonderful things that God has given you. Through the good and the bad. Never take things for granted. And when things are going bad....realize that you are still LIVING. Living to do wonderful things. It's time to switch it up people! Face reality and keep it positive.

NO STRUGGLE, NO PROGRESS!

MUSIC LASTS FOREVER.

Keep on falling

I have seen it ALL

WHERE? FACEBOOK

WHO? Shawnunique Fivestarbytch Phillips (RANDOM HOOD FACEOOK CHICK)

WHY? THATS A GOOD DAMN QUESTION

WHEN? PROBABLY AS SOON AS SHE HEARD THE SONG

HOW LONG? GOTTA DEAL WITH IT FOR THE REST OF HER LIFE

RESULTS? THATS A DAMN SHAME

In Cased you missed it....

Always remembered....never forgotten....

...oh..i wasn't talkin about Michael..

...i was talkin 'bout THIS ninja!!!!!!!

*currently still amazed*

FUNNIEST THING ON MEDIATAKEOUT!

I had to snatch this:

LMAO @ THE CHARLIE BROWN BANGS!!!