Club Clothes

Brace yourself because this post goes out to all the cats who buy an outfit for that night to wear to the club and wear it throughout the week until the next club session. I know who you are (don't fux with me). Working retail can be a trip sometimes especially dealing with the every-day customer that smells like booty and weed. I ask myself every time I work on the weekend "Why are you buying expensive ass clothes when your armpits smell like a whole order of pork fried rice with extra egg and sprouts??!!" Come on fam...I know you can smell yourself...and let's not mention the weed in your pocket. I think cats like to carry around weed to make themselves seem like a threat (i don't get it), but majority of the cats who come through reek of cannabis. I would think they would at least bathe but they have to have the latest fusions before anything! (Yes...Jordan fusions...because Retros do not sale anymore, but I will save the Jordan sneaker talk for another post because this is strictly for my poor D boys). I'm not dissing anyone at all because they are dissing themselves smelling like that. At times i see these cats in the mall...not buying anything...just scalping for chicks. Not a good look but I heard you can find a winner at the mall (lowkey hood chick). You can always tell club clothes from regular clothes. Here is an example:

COMMENT PLZ...... WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ABOUT CLUB CLOTHES?

FLAVOR FLAV HIT YOU WIT THE BOOYAH!!

STOP HATING ON FLAV!! I am going to purchase this single on iTunes because his ugliness and goofy spirit MAKES MY DAY!!!

Check out his new single "Never Let You Go" and LOL @ 1:51 in and also at 3:36 !!!

Never figured out why he was holding the iPod stereo deck in the desert tho...*scratches head*

@Mademonarch_O's Trip Down Memory Lane

Last night, Hump, my significant other Octavious, and I were pretty darn bored. What do you do when you're bored???....you turn to Twitter. Clowning was present in all of us but for some odd reason, Octavious (@Mademonarch_O) decided to go in on himself. Mind you...we were in a club posted...together (HA!). So we got the privilege of laughing while no one else knew what we were laughing at #FTW. Here are some of @Mademonarch_O's #fails:

I use to tuck my tee shirts in my jeans with a belt on

I had one iceberg shirt #shitwasfakethough didn't have a cartoon on it I had a damn teletubby

Ight man here it goes I use to wear my brother ecko shoes that he got from mr rags northwestplaza they was hella big too

Fuck it I use to wear big sweater vests with no undershirt

I bought Shaq cd #cantstopthereign

I use to like the hot boys hellaz when I was younger I went on www.hotboys.com and was hella pissed it was gay porn

I use to sneak and watch my brothers porn tapes and rewind them back at the exact part he left off #gotmyissueoff


Now we all were on some rubbish back in the day. Don't front (Some still are). But some of his ish was mind-boggling <--gotta love that word.

Black...must I say?...

DROVE!!!! Octavious better be thankful for what he got now <-- (Arrogant statement). All I'm gonna say is.....look at his date's shoes......*blank stare*...Goodyear heels. I bet if Twiggy would have walked by struttin' at that moment....he would have dropped to his knees and begged the Lord for mercy.

SIDEBAR (Not really but kinda): We have said this before and I will say it again....IF YOU AIN'T ON TWITTER AND YOU ARE HAVING TROUBLE UNDERSTANDING MY TWEET LINGO....MOVE ON! CUZ I CAN'T FUX WIT YA!

Should I Eat That?

*looks at cake above* I know.......bad right? That's actually old but my good friend ♥ WDE revived an old chuckle.

BUT ANYWHO....little did I know is that there is a whole site devoted to disastrous cakes called Cake Wrecks. On the site, they show bad cakes and then they show layed-out cakes.

But since this is the year of Sesame Street (40th Anniversary yall...get with it), I thought some Big Bird cakes would be of good taste......even though these cakes have NO taste.

Ugly #1 -- Big Bird's nose has been eliminated...only to be replaced by a name that I can't even read.

Ugly #2 -- Fake Big Bird/ Blonde Elmo

Ugly #3-- Big Bird's nose has turned skinny & orange....i guess.

Ugly #4 -- Is that Big Bird? ... *blank face*

The bakers of these cakes should be given 2 options: Either bow down to Big Bird and apologize....or get shot. I choose the latter...

Weight Loss Gone Wrong

Dude lost 400 pounds and look at his results.....NOT appeasing!!
(nice shoulders tho *blank face*)

Things That Shouldn't Happen

This video is nonsense (but you should still watch it). Not only is that purple shiny booty sloppy....BUT...check out the footwork 30 seconds in....I am DISGUSTED!!....(but entertained nonetheless)

RUN THE TAPE!

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She's Gettin Scarier By The Minute

Peep the ice doe...

Frankie at the BET Hip Hop Awards 2009

Umm...

Whatever life she lived...I will go the opposite way.

DO IT RIGHT!

So not too long ago, Keri Hilson performed in Atlanta for their Black Gay Pride festival. That's cool and all but I have an issue I need to put on the table. I can get down with whoever (I am speaking of a friendship basis for all you pervs that took that the wrong way). BUT if you are a dude-girl or a girl-dude (in other words...a "transgender")...PLEASE do it right! Check out this dude-girl on the left of Keri in the picture. Ugly I know...but go down to them legs!!! Good Gracious Almighty!! Surgery instruments and lotion needs to fall from the sky and heal them legs. Check out the legs again in the pic below:

TRAGIC!!! Those heels are about to say "F**K THE WORLD!"..'cuz they ain't gon last long. Back to what I was saying..if you are going to switch it up..PLEASE be able to do it smoothly. Because that right there is ROUGH!

P.S. Me and Keri are back together. I left her for a second because I fell in love with Rihanna's wardrobe but it's all good now.

Air Jordan X- One Piece Seamless Promo

Do these belong to Doug Funny??

TRASH!!!!!!!

Crack is Wack

So me and Mr. Nesbitt like to peruse the Red Carpet Fashion Awards site every now and then and judge people (check it out HERE). It's basically a site that shows celebrities/socialites wearing fashions from runway or from popular clothing stores. Mr. Nesbitt likes to guess outfits that I would like and I like to dream that I had those outfits. Well the other day, we scrolled into horror land (on accident) and saw Miss Lindsay Lohan. Now we ALL know that this chick has been goin' thru major stuff...but I guess it didn't really hit neither me nor Nesbitt until we saw this picture. I mean look at the image above...(*breaks so you all can truly study the image*).....Doesn't she look like a CERTIFIED CRACK HOE!?? I mean WOW! She looks like a heroine abuser from the mid '90s. Lindsay...I can't take this anymore. I coulda sworn you were gonna get better like Britney did. But this look right here made it sort of official. You are actually a crack hoe. *bows head down in shame and sighs* I will give you the benefit of the doubt. But if only we could go back to the days when you were in Freaky Friday....I will even take Parent Trap if that's what's offered. *shrug*

Soulja Boy Got the World F'd UP!!!

New Hi-Top YUMS (c)