8.01.2009

Incompletion

So you know that the Jordan 11 "Space Jams" are re-releasing this winter. YUP! *sigh* and an upcoming tear for the statement I am about to make. WELLLLL...someone told me that they do not think the Jordan brand will be releasing Youth sizes in this shoe.....*LONG pause*.....

If you didn't know, Jordan 11s are my favorite Jordan of them ALL and were the first pair of Jordans that I ever had (the concords in the 3rd grade). If this is true, I will have to release myself as a Jordan consumer and stray away from the brand for their disloyalty and discrimination. I thought we had a bond. And if they came out with these shoes in ONLY men sizes, I JUST might have to burn something down. If you wear these around me and I can't have them (*cough cough* OCTAVIOUS!!), I JUST might have to end a relationship or to anyone else...a friendship because of your disrespect. You can say what you want (i.e. "i'ma wear 'em anyway") but I will STILL make sure to fock up your day and maybe your shoe. This shoe is WAYYYY more important to me than you realize. My love for it is beyond yours so save the competition. If I can't get these, i WILL cry and this chick right here rarely sheds tears unless Will Smith cries. You don't wanna see me in this state. I JUST might turn into those monsters from "The People Under the Stairs."

So Beware. Don't blame me. Blame the Jordan brand.

2 comments:

Nichols Accomplished said...

yeah, thats rough friend... how about i cop in dedication to you?! that way, they are both yours and mine, but i will be the one wearing them...

Unknown said...

bullsh*t ninja. Your feet are not my feet!!!!!

NEXT!!!

(But thanks for being thoughtful friend)