So Much Crack!

I guess this happens to the best of us, NOT ME THOUGH!!!! this chick was sitting in the same postion for at least 2hrs, and shes still sitting there as im typing this post now!
I just don't understand how you don't feel AIR drifting pass your ass! At least no how your pants fit to pull them up before you sit down. Im just saying watch your ass, because other ppl can see