Thanks to Mr. Nesbitt's fast response, he introduced me to popular socialite Kesh's etsy page! Of course, my "thickums" can't fit into the clothes, but I did act fastly upon these GORGEOUS vintage Liz Claiborne lilac suede loafers...JUST MY SIZE! For a cool $25 (but Etsy's shipping is ridiculous so that upped the price beyond nice). But I'm still happy nonetheless :)