12.17.2009

Women Suffering From Tiger Woods Syndrome (#whitepeopleshit)

i woke up this morning to read an article about women who are suffering from something called "tiger woods syndrome". certain woman have started to question their seemingly faithful boyfriends because tiger gave everybody the impression that he was faithful but was sharing the dick with multiple extra fuckin regular, ratchet ass, white cocktail waitresses at a time. well, listen here white woman (i don't know a single black woman that was the least bit suprised about this shit, and gives two fucks who he cheated with and why...) unless your husband is the most prolific athlete of the decade, makes close to $100 mil a year (yes, 100 mil, that isn't a typo), and has the baddest exotic women that you could EVER imagine swinging off his dick at every waking moment of the day, you probably have nothing to worry about. If your husband works an IT job, and spends 98.37% of the day with the top of his ass crack peeping out of his sz. 50 lee dungaree carpenter jeans, you can dry your weaping eyes because i promise you, nobody wants to fuck him other than you!

... i mean seriously, why is this so damn shocking? EVERY recognizable athlete is cheating or has cheated, it's a well-known fact amongst people who understand the realities of the world we live in. they have women hanging around like vultures waiting for the weak moment when he can't turn down "the vagina!!" (it's not hard to to slip-up and fall into some pussy when there is a sea of it around you! (c) anonymous insolence) i am sayin, two of his best friends are michael jordan and charles barkley, it doesnt take a college degree to figure that equation out.

bad broads + fame + money + dog-ass friends = a dog-ass ninja! (every.fucking.time)

so what have we learned today, white people (pronounced: white pe-pole)?

1. every decent athlete cheats
2. over weight people with IT jobs were virgins before they met you.

*BONUS* question...

now that you know this information, where should you take that bullshit you talkin?

ANSWER: THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!

2 comments:

OcTaViUs said...

GREAT FUCKING POST MAN! I LOVE THAT YOU COPY WROTE YOURSELF

Mr. Nesbitt said...

lol its not copy write (wrote)

its just copy RIGHT so he copy (righted) himself.

but yea if I made 100 mil my wife would be the Madam of my hoar house. lol