Semen in U of Michigan Pipes Costing School Thousands in Repairs

This was done by pranksters to prevent people from masturbating in the community showers... AWE-SOME-NESS!!!!

P.S. who would feel comfortable enough to masturbate in a community shower?

P.P.S. when i was in 8th grade two of my friends (white friends) would have competitions over who could make the biggest puddle of cum in an hour... the oddest part was that they were in the same room during the whole competition. needless-to-say, i never went to either one of their houses. from that day forward, they were strictly at-school friends.

P.P.P.S. for some reason, i didn't like shaking their hands after that. i mean, everybody jerks, but i questioned whether dirty cats like that would wash their hands adequately.

P.P.P.P.S. the end