12.08.2009

A Little Nostalgia: Merry F*ck*n Christmas

christmas is one of the most joyous times of the year, i love almost everything about it, but i HATE the fact that you have to buy gifts for another grown ass muhfucka. i never understood the point of spending money on each other, when you could just buy the shit yourself. there should really be rules against having to buy someone something that either has the capability of getting a job or doesn't believe in santa. i mean seriously, if you don't believe in santa, w h y t h e F U C K should i be expected to get you something? isn't santa bringing presents the whole point of christmas? (unless you plan on buying someone a bible or the "passion of christ" for christmas don't you dare say celebrating the resurrection of christ is the reason for the season... sadly, christ almost has nothing to do with christmas anymore. what was CHRISTmas is closer to Xmas for most people.) anyway, the whole country goes broke (or broke-er in troubled economic times like the stage america is currently in) to buy their friends and family shit that will most likely be used for less time time than it will take to pay it off on your credit card. listen, if you want to do something nice for me, you can pay my electricity bill or make a couple student loan payments. other than that, i will pass on the whole exchanging gifts thing. i am grown, fuck.a.present!

however, i am in a relationship with a person that thinks differently so I am forced to exchange gifts with atleast one person each year (there is no way that i could pull the "i don't buy gifts for anybody" thing with my lady. i love my dick, i mean chick, too much to even try that... think about it). so, i am forced to go through the inconvenience of trying to find the perfect gift. by perfect, i mean a gift that is suitable enough for her to brag to her friends, and won't make me look like the worst boyfriend of the clique (that's all most women really want, a reason to make their girlfriends jealous). i never try to get the best gift out of all the boyfriends though, i have realized there will always be some sentimental ass dude that doesn't like football and goes shopping with her at pier 1 imports , that will do whatever it takes to impress his lady... (you want to know how a real man impresses his chick? he pulls his dick out... i know that's what i do! haha...)

in closing i want to say that, even though all these crazy ass, scrooge-like thoughts are always swirling through my head every holiday season... once i watch "a charlie brown christmas", all that negativity is flushed away and the magical (yes, i said magical... it's gay but true!) feeling of christmas becomes so real to me again.



so nostalgic! (definition for nostalgic here)

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY!!!!

5 comments:

Legendary Status said...

Real Shit my nig, ppl out her breakin dey pockets for no reason... cant wait to c wat dey jan. 10' credit statement gon look like

Legendary Status said...

i dnt fuck charlie brown tho lol

Twiggy Loveforkix said...

So basically you did a whole rant to have it voided by A Charlie Brown Christmas

Anonymous Insolence said...

yeah, basically...

Twiggy Loveforkix said...

*rubbing chin & drinking scotch*...hmm...yes....i see i see