Your Favorite Rapper's Favorite Drummer

travis barker is not human, i bet his tears taste like pork flavored ramen noodle water...

seriously though, besides the fact that this is hella dope, i couldn't help but notice how consumed he was with his work! i will bet anybody a beef polish (Polska Keilbasa), that he would make sweet love to those drums if he could find somewhere to put his dick. travis barker is doing exactly what he wants to do in life and i like to believe with hard work ,and a little luck, that i will be just as consumed with what i do for a living one day...

P.S. if you don't eat beef polish (polska keilbasa) on sara lee honey wheat bread with a dab (ONLY a dab) of mustard at least 4-5 times a year, you're probably g.a.y #imjussayin