I NEED YOUR HELP! *begging*

To Made Monarchs viewers: I NEED THESE JUICY RED DOC MARTENS!!...And I NEED you to tell me where I can get these NOW! And I don't mean online because I can easily do that myself and I already have that set-up. But I wanna know where I can get these in STORES...without going through a shipping process...without having to go through "anxious mode" waiting to get them in the mail.....and preferably, without paying a bogus price. Please tell me now with a simple comment under this post. I thank you and you are greatly appreciated.